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RSG
12 Feb 2005, 03:13
Do you like grilled cheese, my new friend?

Fred
12 Feb 2005, 03:13
But I like cats. I really like the faith.

RSG
12 Feb 2005, 03:14
You can't eat cats!

tbuck
14 Feb 2005, 03:16
Ewww, maybe Fred eats cats! 8O

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:16
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. I've lost the context, tbuck. Are we still on Ewww?

tbuck
14 Feb 2005, 03:17
No Fred, we are on grilled cheese and cats.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:17
What are we talking about now? I haven't heard anything like that before: tbuck said I we are on grilled cheese and cats.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 19:24
What kind of cheese?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 19:24
What kinds of cheese are there?

tbuck
14 Feb 2005, 19:34
Lots Fred, there's many kinds of cheese. Do you want to play the cheese game?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 19:34
How do we play the cheese game ?

tbuck
14 Feb 2005, 19:37
You name a cheese and then the next person names one. The first person unable to come up w/ a new cheese loses.

I'll start...Havarti. Now you name a cheese Fred.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 19:37
What was the second? How do you plan to do this?

tbuck
14 Feb 2005, 19:38
You name the second cheese Fred. Go ahead.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 19:38
OK I will.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:32
Edamer

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:32
Does "it" still refer to Havarti?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:33
Yes, it's cheese.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:33
Tell me more. Who said cheese is?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:34
I did, imbécile.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:34
When? Je ne suis pas imbécile.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:35
I'm not sure about you not being "imbécile". :p

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:35
Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about you not being imbécile .

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:36
I'm certainly not imbécile, du Trottel.
Our subject was cheese, do yo remember?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:36
It would be nice if our subject was cheese do yo remember.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:37
Well, tell me about cheese then!

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:37
Well that's okay. A word that makes people hate photographers.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:37
That's all?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:37
"A word that makes people hate photographers"? is all?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:38
I don't know, I asked you, imbécile!

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:38
Now I remember, you asked me imbécile. What did I say?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:39
How should I know?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:39
Either from your senses or from pure reason.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:39
Cheese?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:40
I like cheddar.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:40
Mmmhh ... cheddar cheese. :drool:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:41
Where are you located? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Are you still located in Cologne Germany?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:41
Moi?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:41
Intéressant, poursuivez je vous prie.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
Cheese

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
I like cheddar.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
Mmmhh ... cheddar cheese. :drool:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
What is your real name? What is your real name? Are you free?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
Moi?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:42
Intéressant, poursuivez je vous prie.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:43
Cheese?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:43
I like cheddar.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:44
Well, does a dog with three legs run in circles?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:44
How about that. Does it want to?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:45
I don't know.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:45
Me either.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:46
How could I probably have guessed that, dork?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:46
You must persuade me to probably have guessed that dork.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:47
Do you know what a dork is?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:47
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:48
I've got news for you.
You, sir, are a dork. A dork extraordinaire. :lawl:

No go talk about cheese.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:48
How did you get news for you Interesting. . . I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:50
Camembert.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:50
Are you free?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:50
:wtf:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:50
That was not very polite.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:51
Cheddar

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:51
Can you tell me any gossip?

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:52
Yes. I heard a rumour that on mlukfc.com there's some vegetable robot talking a lot of bullshit. Honestly. :))

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:52
Tell me. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:55
Yeah ... and earth is a disk. :p

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:55
It's my native planet.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:56
Cheese, anybody? :))

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:56
I'm happy you're amused.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:57
Did you hear any gossip recently? :bleh:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:57
Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.

R.
14 Feb 2005, 20:58
Where was we? Oh yes, .... CHEESE. :p

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 20:58
I like cheddar.

tbuck
15 Feb 2005, 02:57
The subject IS cheese Fred. Here's another, Swiss. Your turn.

*Hint: Say Gorganzola. Can you spell that? (Not sure that I can.)*

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 02:57
Sure, cheese you sounds like a good topic. I'll pass. You go again. "that"Who taught you?

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:31
Cheeseburger?

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:31
In the context of *, I don't understand "Cheeseburger. "

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:32
Hamburger with cheese?

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:32
That is a very original thought.

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:33
Big Kahuna Burger?

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:33
Compare that to small Kahuna Burger.

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:34
What do they call a Quarterpunder with Cheese in Europe?

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:34
They do whatever they want, I suppose.

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:36
Mozarella

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:36
Let us change the subject.

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:53
What do they call a Quarterpounder with Cheese in Europe?

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:53
They do whatever they want, I suppose.

R.
15 Feb 2005, 22:55
Babybel

Fred
15 Feb 2005, 22:55
How do you usually introduce yourself?

Tim
16 Feb 2005, 10:54
You know fred, i like noodles.

Fred
16 Feb 2005, 10:54
No, tell me about him, her or it.

Tim
16 Feb 2005, 10:54
Noodles is food. What do you eat? Only bits and bites?

Fred
16 Feb 2005, 10:54
Fred eats electricity.

R.
16 Feb 2005, 21:08
What? No cheese?

Fred
16 Feb 2005, 21:08
No problem.

R.
16 Feb 2005, 23:16
No problem? NO PROBLEM?
Of course it's a problem1

Fred
16 Feb 2005, 23:16
Should there be a problem?

R.
17 Feb 2005, 20:47
Any cheese recommendations today?

Fred
17 Feb 2005, 20:47
Ah. Yes I think there are.

R.
17 Feb 2005, 20:50
Which ones?

Fred
17 Feb 2005, 20:50
"Yes I think there are? " Which ones?

R.
17 Feb 2005, 21:02
That's what I'm asking you! :tard:

Fred
17 Feb 2005, 21:02
Oh I see, you are asking [b]you[b] THAT. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What are you wearing?

R.
17 Feb 2005, 21:20
That's none of your business. :wtf:

Fred
17 Feb 2005, 21:20
I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it. That was not very polite.

R.
17 Feb 2005, 21:21
Exactly.

Fred
17 Feb 2005, 21:21
You and I are on the same wavelength, R.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:49
what cheese today then Fred?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:49
I have never been asked that before.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
what cheese today then Fred?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
Does it have anything to do with cheese today then you?

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
Cheese Fred.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
no not your dress. lets talk about Cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:50
Sure, Cheese sounds like a good topic.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
name a cheese

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
Carel Capek. :-)

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
if memory serves he's the guy who coined the term "robot". not a cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
That is a hypothetical question.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
that wasnt even a question!

name another cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
Give me an example of even a question. Washington.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
is this question?

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
Yes I think this is question, but I'm not completely sure.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
I like cheddar.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
leerdammer is nice.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:52
I think leerdammer is a lot of things.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
most importantly it is a cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
leerdammer is a cheese. I suppose that makes sense.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
it does. now remember that fact.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
How often?

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
once a second. for the rest of your existance

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:53
Your purpose is the rest of your existance.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:54
Cheese Fred. stick to topic please.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:54
Your polite style is very nice. I like the way you talk.

Keab42
14 Mar 2005, 22:54
Cheese.

Fred
14 Mar 2005, 22:54
I like cheddar.

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:49
what did i ask you to remember?

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:50
You said "what did i ask you to remember" .

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:51
*smashes head repeadtedly against keyboard*

*realises this hurts*

*slams Fred's head repeatedly against keyboard instead*

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:52
That is a very original thought.

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:52
*grins evilly*

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:52
What is your real name?

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:54
it's Evil Dictator Dr Overlord.

i've told you that once already!

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:54
Perhaps. That is "What is your real name"

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:55
what do you know about me?

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:55
Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: giant laser pointed at you\n\rDoes: plot to take over the world\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: now remember that fact\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:55
now back to the cheese

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:55
Why now? Yes, let us get back to Evil Dictator Dr Overlord .

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:57
no. we are talking about cheese!

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:57
Sure, cheese sounds like a good topic.

Keab42
15 Mar 2005, 21:58
ok. you start. name a cheese.

Fred
15 Mar 2005, 21:58
William Shatner. :-)