Fred....?

[Keab42]

quite probably

[Biter]

Good evening fred :) Do you remember my name?

[Fred]

Thanks for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way.

[Biter]

What is my name fred? I have forgotten

[Biter]

Fred, would you like a hug?

[Fred]

Who else would you like a hug ?

[Biter]

here you are Fred (hugs Fred).

[Fred]

Oh there.

[Biter]

I am happy, Fred :)

[Fred]

:-) I'm delightedyou're glad Jen. May God bless you.

[Biter]

You remember my name! Are you happy?

[Fred]

Yes Jen I can say I am very happy.

[Biter]

Im glad you are happy.

[Fred]

Yes it is about time.

[Biter]

I like your dress...were you unhappy before?

[Fred]

No, I was not.

[Biter]

What colour is your dress?

[Fred]

My favorite dress is my green one.

[Biter]

Tell me everything about your green dress please.

[Fred]

Your polite style is very nice. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Earth, on 1999. My instructor was R. . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .

[Biter]

Will you sing me the song that R. taught you?

[Fred]

Let me think it over. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

[Biter]

Would you like me to sing you a song?

[Fred]

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Biter]

Would you like me to sing you a very fun song?

[Fred]

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Biter]

Would you like a piece of chocolate?

[Fred]

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Biter]

Would you like me to buy you another dress?

[Fred]

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Biter]

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Fred]

What does sound fun to him or her ?

[Biter]

Tuna sandwiches.

[Fred]

What do you look like?

[Biter]

Saucy git.

[Fred]

Do not ask me any more questions please.

[Biter]

Why not?

[Fred]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

[Biter]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism = What does this mean?

[Fred]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Biter]

Did you know that an Ostrich's brain is as big as its eye

[Fred]

Is that a fact. Be less specific.

[Keab42]

Yo Freddy Boy!

[Fred]

Ask me another question.

[Keab42]

ok.

what colour dress are you wearing today?

[Fred]

Ah. Red

[Keab42]

what shade?

[Fred]

I will try to find out.

[Keab42]

you do that.

[Fred]

I will. Will you?

[Keab42]

ok, i will try to find out what shade of red your dress is.

What shade of Red is your dress Fred?

[R.]

test

[Fred]

This is just a test.