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airhead
08 Aug 2004, 00:13
Tired of flirting?
Sick of chasing men?
Thinking of turning lesbian/ joining a nunnery?
then try this for size!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5512614998&rd=1
mariella
08 Aug 2004, 01:10
I actually think I know someone how would buy this :lmao:
xxx
Mariella
...thank you so much for making me laugh...
I believe a 'wonderbra' has the same effect.......men buying drinks etc,etc
Got some, its called Absinthe :mrgreen:
Get someone drunk on that and they are yours for life...well the rest of the night anyway :twisted:
mlukfc female members will be flocking to buy these :D
DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Aug 2004, 15:13
Don't need it Gerry :wink:
mlukfc female members will be flocking to buy these :D
What do you mean?
I don't need any such thing.
airhead
09 Aug 2004, 20:54
Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends? :cry:
There is a conspirisy against me! :cry:
Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends? :cry:
There is a conspirisy against me! :cry:
Just hang out with them, they prefer someone who can just chill out with them and their mates. Don't ask how I know, just I know, and you don't need some rubbish thing bought off ebay.
Would be interesting to see if it actually worked :wink:
What a fun experiment :wink:
Emily
airhead
09 Aug 2004, 23:17
Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends? :cry:
There is a conspirisy against me! :cry:
Just hang out with them, they prefer someone who can just chill out with them and their mates. Don't ask how I know, just I know, and you don't need some rubbish thing bought off ebay.
no i wasn't on there for that, i was bored and felt like finding something random and what weird things e bay sold and i saw this and thought "FORUM!!!!" Don't worry, just get slightly pissed off. Maybe it's because i'm boyish and not very feminine and old in some ways and young in others.
And anyway, was on holiday with a friend and we were both having fun and she and this boy were flirting and it happens all the time. What would you go for?
Girl no 1 has big tits, fashionable, streetwise, adultly, pretty face, from london, good taste, make up (but not much), says all the right slang, knows everything going in big brother, knows when to shut up.
or.....
girl no 2: tomboy, dreamer, artist, prefers improving drawing skills than reading "cosmopolitan", doesn't like new music, poet, not very streetwise, unlucky as frank spencer and probably... overconfident with things like kareoke and dancing when she don't know the steps and has two left feet.
you tell me.
Well airhead, I go on personality. Most of the lads I hang out with do to, and only like the girls that show off skin as a eyecandy nothing more. Whereas girls who have a personality they perfer to hang out with, and get to know them better but then if hes a shallow boy you're better off without him.
Girl No. 1 for me (sorry) its a big tits thing,and with me being from Essex I'd understand her slang!!
Rob The Badger
09 Aug 2004, 23:33
Well, I'm not exactly the one to ask about girls or what boys like in girls but anyone who picks girl number 1 would be a horrible bore because girl number 1 is a bore.
Number 2 also has flaws. The new music one being a problem. . .anyone closed minded regarding music would not like me at all.
But hey, I don't rate the womens much anyways. . .
*shrug*
Well, I'm not exactly the one to ask about girls or what boys like in girls but anyone who picks girl number 1 would be a horrible bore because girl number 1 is a bore.
Number 2 also has flaws. The new music one being a problem. . .anyone closed minded regarding music would not like me at all.
But hey, I don't rate the womens much anyways. . .
*shrug*
So in other words neither.
Rob The Badger
09 Aug 2004, 23:44
The new music thing is the only thing that irritates me about girl 2.
Otherwise, dream date.
airhead
10 Aug 2004, 01:37
I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.
I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.
You just lost my vote. I listen to Rap, Garage and R'n'B.
Rob The Badger
10 Aug 2004, 02:04
I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.
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I'll pretend you didn't say that.
airhead
10 Aug 2004, 02:09
oh shit....
Sorry... didn't mean to upst you two...
will go hide in shadows for a while...
*runs and hides in a little corner*
airhead
10 Aug 2004, 02:10
Yeah Eds. I'd shag ya...
I'm gonna ignore that remark
*whistles and backs away*
This is hilarious! Can't you just spot the young'uns and the old'uns who don't give a toss from miles off. Now, if I could be bothered (as a relatively old'un) I'd say that I'm sure Girl No. 1 and No. 2 are probably very nice people and there's someone for everyone etc etc and so on until I bore myself.... 8)
Well, if I was a man or a gay woman, I would choose girl number two.
I mean what's the point of having great T+A if there is nothing behind it?
If you can't talk to somebody, then there is no point being with them.
You will normally find that people like girl number two have more true friends around them and will be more content with a male best friend than a four-day fling with the local male slag (no offence to male slags).
Anyway eds, you have a very charming habit of collecting freaks, goths dagenham homo's and friends. One of them is staying with you this weekend...and plans to get you tiddly :twisted:
Why do you want a boyfriend so much anyway? Remember what happened last time with Stephen (aka walking cardigan).
This is hilarious! Can't you just spot the young'uns and the old'uns who don't give a [...] from miles off. Now, if I could be bothered (as a relatively old'un) I'd say that I'm sure Girl No. 1 and No. 2 are probably very nice people and there's someone for everyone etc etc and so on until I bore myself.... 8)
Who do you think are the young'uns and which are the old'uns?
Well, you and airhead in the one corner and the oldie cynics in the other with a couple attempting a mediating/middle road...it's an age-old story keb, just that your 'filters' become better as you get older... :!:
Rob The Badger
10 Aug 2004, 13:29
I'm so bitter and cynical, kittens die when they get close to me.
Aww Rob I don't believe that...maybe they're swooning? :D
Why are you bitter Rob?
((hug))
I'm so bitter and cynical, kittens die when they get close to me.
What? Turn of the Humakti glow then.
MusicLover
29 Nov 2004, 15:11
Just hang out with them, they prefer someone who can just chill out with them and their mates. Don't ask how I know, just I know, and you don't need some rubbish thing bought off ebay.
^^^ yeah that don't work cos then you become their mate and you stop fancying them and its seems weird....
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