Who is GOD?

[Keab42]

i have compiled a list of the most likely candidates. let the rumor and wild guessing commence.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Funny.
Sin's name is down twice,and both times she has 1 vote.
So that makes 2 votes for Sin.
I'll have to delete one Sin option,so i'll use my vote for Sin to keep the scores straight.

[Tim]

Well, it is not Flying Mouse, not Chris and not Heat... and certainly not Bren.... so i think it is CarylB or maybe Vickip... Last night when i was online, i noticed that Heat was online and God also... and i'm guessing that is impossible. and it is the same with Chris. Also, i was talking to Bren, and i know that she is not God so.....

CarylB came online just after GOD disappeared from the forum, and the same it was by Vickip.

[dottie]

I sure its Flying Mouse - and as for you young ones thinking it might be me, I might be one step closer than you to God :twisted: - but no chance :lol:

Actually I've changed my mind and I think it is Bren :o

[Chris]

Well, I know who it ain't!!!!! Will have to give this some serious thought

[heat]

Love this topic :D

Amused to see myself in the running, but i can assure you that i ain't God. Wish i'd have thought of it though :roll:

Just curious though...why does it have to be an already existing member of the forums? Can it be, by any chance, just another Meat fan?

I personally am putting my money on Sin though... :lol:

[GOD]

Ahhh..you non - believers you!!!!

Can you not just accpet that i take on no earthly form?

I am GOD..that is all...just little old me :twisted:

[Tim]

Think that GOD is giving a hint...cause i know who is online and who is not.... and i saw that somebody got offline, and then GOD logged in.... so got you!!!

[GOD]

Think that GOD is giving a hint...cause i know who is online and who is not.... and i saw that somebody got offline, and then GOD logged in.... so got you!!!

I was not giving any clues away as to my identity.

I can tell you who i am.

i am God.

[Rob The Badger]

Me.

[original sin]

Me.

Is this a confession?

Heat - A strong possibility, me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
Sin - Currently second in the running - and I have said I'm not......
Dottie - I don't think so
Chris - Could be a smart bet to make
Mouse - Certain indications here
R. - My initial suspect, but I think not
CarylB - I don't think so
Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)
GOD - Not the slightlest change of that

However consider this.................

Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

[Jen]

Heat - A strong possibility, me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
Sin - Currently second in the running - and I have said I'm not......
Dottie - I don't think so
Chris - Could be a smart bet to make
Mouse - Certain indications here
R. - My initial suspect, but I think not
CarylB - I don't think so
Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)
GOD - Not the slightlest change of that

However consider this.................

Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

That's pretty much what I was thinking

[Bren]

Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)


The children of Bren are much amused.

bren

[Cathie]

Well I've voted...but who knows??? it could be anyone. personally i'm working it from other people's powers of deduction here...

[Tim]

Mmm... me thinks it is CarylB, Vickip or Heat..... Not Flying mouse, can not imagine that.

[meshurp]

[Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)


What did i do to deserve this?

[original sin]

[Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)

What did i do to deserve this?

You should really take this as a compliment, as having an ingenious and creative mind :lol:
Looks like I'm neck and neck with GOD, so wish I had thought of it! I take my hat off to whoever has.

I'm fact I'm so impressed I'll by them a drink, but of course to do so they would have to PM me to let me know who they are :twisted:

[mariella]

I think GOD is whoever you Believe he/she/it is.

This is a funny topic, I like it :lol:

Love,

Mariella

[Tim]

Well... sin blew her cover... i know it is Sin, and i know she will denie it.

[original sin]

Well... sin blew her cover... i know it is Sin, and i know she will denie it.

you think Tim?? nothing like blaming someone else to cover your back is there? :mrgreen:

[Tim]

Well... sin blew her cover... i know it is Sin, and i know she will denie it.

you think Tim?? nothing like blaming someone else to cover your back is there? :mrgreen:

Is that so Sin??? Mmmm... so i am GOD!!! YEah!!! As your GOD i say that you must not ~~~~ around here on the forums!!! YEAAAHHH!!!

But look sin, if you think that really. In one topic i have a discussion with god, at the same moment.... so that is impossible if i were God... but you blew your cover, little girl!!!

[original sin]

Well... sin blew her cover... i know it is Sin, and i know she will denie it.
you think Tim?? nothing like blaming someone else to cover your back is there? :mrgreen:
Is that so Sin??? Mmmm... so i am GOD!!! YEah!!! As your GOD i say that you must not [...] around here on the forums!!! YEAAAHHH!!!
But look sin, if you think that really. In one topic i have a discussion with god, at the same moment.... so that is impossible if i were God... but you blew your cover, little girl!!!

Actually Tim, if I were to place a bet on this my money would not be on you. I really do wish I had though of this. I find it very very funny and a stroke of creative ingenuity. like I said my hat off to who ever it is.

Don't know how you thnk I've blown cover as no cover to blow

[Tim]

Allright Sin... if it ain't you... i got another clue... but i will find that out soon.... !!! :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

Frankly. There is only one answer. The most underrated contributor to this board. Well, it's me isn't it. I confess. I am God. Zeus, Odin, Ra or whatever you prefer. 'tis me. I am he/r. So the real question is? Who here is not God. There's a lot of us around you know.

[Crystal Eyes]

Personally I don't think any of you can be god. You're all sinners! You drink, smoke and make rude jokes (atleast one of those anyway). You're the unholiest bunch I've ever met. Why do you think Satan frequented these forums long before GOD did?

[Rob The Badger]

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

[ROSIE]

God must be female, men can't take a joke or is the joke on the female
I dunno I just want my cat back.



Rosie

[Crystal Eyes]

If Eyeore is God then I'm purer than God!

(see the purity test topic from ages back)

[ROSIE]

OK prove your GOD male female ET I don't care prove it by sending Trigger home



Rosie

[Crystal Eyes]

Hi Rosie,
Just read about Trigger. I'm so sorry to hear the news. But never give up hope. I've heard stories where cats have walked in the cat flap years after they've gone missing! I know you want him back now so those stories may not be much comfort but I've always believed there's a little bit of magic in the world.
Crystal

[ROSIE]

Thank-you, I'm beginning to well up


Rosie

[original sin]

Personally I don't think any of you can be god. You're all sinners! You drink, smoke and make rude jokes (atleast one of those anyway). You're the unholiest bunch I've ever met. Why do you think Satan frequented these forums long before GOD did?

Well thats a fair summary, I think :twisted:

don't forget my earlier comment
However consider this.................
Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

[Rob The Badger]

Soz Rosie, but God cannot interfere in the lives of mortals. Yes, God is speaking in third person today.

[CarolM]

I voted sin, :D but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,:D , now i havent God a b....y clue. :lol:

[original sin]

I voted sin, :D but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,:D , now i havent God a b....y clue. :lol:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I don't want to take a bow for someone elses ingenuity but if I must....
A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet :?

[dottie]

I sure its Flying Mouse - and as for you young ones thinking it might be me, I might be one step closer than you to God :twisted: - but no chance :lol:

Actually I've changed my mind and I think it is Bren :o

After finding this, I have to agree its definitely Sin
http://images.picsearch.com/is?397224907427

[Jen]

A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet :?

As smart and talented as Sin is, I really don't think it's her. But after last night... now have a very strong suspicion as to who it is. How long until someone else comes up with it too...

[Testify]

Yes it was very interesting last night and now we think we have a pritty good idea who it is as there were certain things that were mentioned. :D

...and like Jen said...how long untill someone else comes up with it to.... :D

this is fun heehee

[Rob The Badger]

It's not him. Sorry to burst the bubble.

[GOD]

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

Oh you are, are you????

Hope everyone here has the sense not to worship these false Gods... 8O

[Rob The Badger]

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

[Shane]

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

LOL! I often encounter people who think they are God.

[Rob The Badger]

It's all to do with ego really, wath:

I see the pen.
I move the pen.
I can manipulate the world around me.

I say I am God.
No one can refute that statement.
Ergo, I am God.

It's all a matter of who's stupid enough to believe me when I say I'm God (which I am).

[GOD]

I'm God (which I am).

No, You're not. I am.

These are delusions of granduer that you have, Eyeore.

There is only one true GOD, and i am it.

[CarolM]

God whoever you are can you tell me one thing, :D will i be going to heaven? :wink:

[Crystal Eyes]

All right, GOD and Eyeore I challenge you each to tell me what was the deal with the dinosaurs?

PS Am I going to heaven to?

[Chris]

Without wanting to blaspheme (hey, I'm an atheist but better cover my back, Just in Case!!!!!), Why in God's Avatar, does God appear to be wearing a pair of ruber gloves and some naff blue wellies!!!!!

I think I know who it might be!!! But he has not said anything yet!!

[CarolM]

:lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: , Chris.

[Rob The Badger]

He won't say anything because he's not.
To the challenge.
The dinosaurs were invented as early scientists realised the need for rather large versions of ordinary thinngs to scare people (King Kong for example). Of course, unlike giant apes, Dinosaurs have found they're way into popular culture. They keep us scared. When scared, we won't rebel. In short, Dinosaurs are a sociological institution created by scientists. Simple really.
As for you going to heaven, it's all relative.

[Crystal Eyes]

Excuse me if I'm wrong here but I'm a little tired at the moment. Are you saying that scientists made dinosaurs up to scare us?

[Rob The Badger]

Yes. Yes I am.
I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur. Thought not.
It's all fabrication.

[Crystal Eyes]

So they made all those skeletons and just pretended to find them? Umm... perhaps I'll wait for GOD's explanation before I make any definite decisions. Strange he/she/it hasn't come to answer my question. I'm sure he/she/it is supposed to omniscient.

[Rob The Badger]

Think of the money spent on the mass media. Believe me, they have the time and the cash to create all these forgeries.

[Crystal Eyes]

All right then. If this is true and if you are indeed as you claim God why have you allowed these people to sin so much? Why have you not smited them to tiny little ashes? They've lied to the whole world! Decieved us all! Why do you not punish them for their wickedness?

[Rob The Badger]

I have stock invested in the museam business.

[GOD]

As i have said before...Eyeore is harbouring delusions of Grandeur. I am GOD. He is not. He just wishes everyone to believe that he is GOD to gain noteriety and respect. He already has those things, so why he feels the need to pretend he is something that he's not is beyond me. Perhaps Satan has a hand in here? 8O

Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs were indeed beautiful creatures. Graceful, elegent and amazing. BUT they did not believe, so they had to go. They were forever questioning myself and my creations. I have, however, learnt from that, and am now used to being judged, questioned and ridiculed, after all, it is the way of man.

Chris - if you percieve in my avatar that i am wearing wellington boots and rubber gloves, then the conclusion you must draw is that i feel a strange affinity with this man made thing called rubber.

[Rob The Badger]

Oh my Eyeore!
What posh!
I am the only true God. I hate to have to tell you. But this wellington wearing cloud lover is harbouring delusions of grandeur. In her own words. Besides, GOD is a-sexual. Case in point.

[evil nickname]

You're all just figments of my imagination.... all of you!

[heat]

Besides, GOD is a-sexual.

So does this mean that you are admitting that you aren't GOD, Eyeore??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rob The Badger]

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

[Crystal Eyes]

Eyeore you say you have stock in the museum buisness but what interest does God have in money? What value is it to him? Surely you have no need for it?
GOD, so dinosaurs were non-believers and you destroyed them because of it. Not much of the compassion of heard about, was there? Besides were dinosaurs bright enough to be able to concieve the idea of a god?

[Rob The Badger]

I have uses for money, like buying Mrs. God a birthday present.

[heat]

But Eyeore, we already KNOW you is male, as we have been chatting to you for a while...so there is no way at all you can be GOD.

[Chris]

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

I too can be a-sexual
.....

A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!
:D :D :D


Eyeore, If you really are god, what is my inside leg measurement???

[original sin]

I too can be a-sexual
A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!
:D :D :D


Oh Chris you know us soooooo well :lmao: :lmao:

[Tim]

Hahah Chris... very funny one!!! :lmao:

[Rob The Badger]

God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris. And a-sexuality is in the mentality, not the physical.

[Tim]

Eyeore can't be god... i mean... talking to much about it. And can't be.

[Rob The Badger]

I'm self-advertising. I'm like McDonalds, only more spiritual. Almost.

[Crystal Eyes]

How does Mrs. God feel about you being a-sexual? And also I don't think God would compare him/her/itself to McDonalds. It doesn't seem right somehow.

[Rob The Badger]

McDonald's bears a striking resemblance to the Church, when you think about it. "Past the church, all they want is your money"*. Too a social institution.
Mrs. God is understanding of my need to be a-sexual. It's a delicate balance.



*- You guessed it, Morrissey.

[Crystal Eyes]

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting? Not a great advertisment for the Christian faith.

PS Do you speak like James Mason?

[evil nickname]

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

[Tim]

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

hahhah... Evil Nickname....

But... now we are getting a bit racial... i mean against religion. It is everyones choice if they belong to a churg or not and if they believe or not...

So let us keep away from this, and go on with the topic, before we got into trouble.

The Butcher.

[Rob The Badger]

Religion isn't the problem, organised religion is.
And yes I do speak just like James Mason :lol: *



*For anyone who doesn't get this rent some Eddie Izzard vids!

[Chris]

God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris.

Well, thats a bit odd Eyeore, you see, God knew my inside leg in chat last week!!!! But since you aren't God you couldn't have known that!!!!

[Rob The Badger]

Do not be confused by the fake god's and their supposedly godly wisdom. Frankly, it doesn't exsist. I know enough to get the job, that's all.

[heat]

Eyeore, not for one second do i think that you are really GOD. Nice try though, but i just don't believe that you are GOD. :roll:

[Chris]

Well Heat, i hafta say I must agree with you there!!!

Quite odd how Eyeore answers any godly questions under his own name rather than under god's name!!!!

[heat]

I was just thinking that myself. :wink:

I'd be interested to hear what the REAL GOD has to say about this....

[CarolM]

I do not beleive for one minuate that Eyeore is God. :lol:

[Rob The Badger]

Heretics!
All the evidence is piled in my favours, I just don't care to show it. . .

[Crystal Eyes]

Why? What better way to prove the supposed truth by a demonstration?

[GOD]

All the evidence is piled in my favours, I just don't care to show it. . .

Oh Please, Eyeore - I think your deception has been found out. Admit to one and all that you are not GOD, after all, I am GOD. A wise man once wrote 'And the truth shall set you free'. Those are very wise words indeed.

It shames me to see you pretend to be me, you are worth more than that, worth more than your silly pretendings. Be true to yourself and you can be false to no man.

But fear not my child, you shall be absolved of your sins.

[Crystal Eyes]

How about some more evidence about you're identity GOD? Besides he speaks like James Mason. That's a brownie point for him. Though I still don't believe either of you are God.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: If Hollywood has taught me anything,it's that God is a dead ringer for George Burns 8O .

[Rob The Badger]

I shall prove it to you once and for all. If God is a being of sensible values, a natty dress sense, a high moral standard, omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, then there is no greater example than I. (Plus I make a mean Cucumber sandwich).

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I shall prove it to you once and for all. If God is a being of sensible values, a natty dress sense, a high moral standard, omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, then there is no greater example than I. (Plus I make a mean Cucumber sandwich).

Well I'm convinced.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel.

[Rob The Badger]

. . . . . . .Quite.

[Tim]

Okay... i admit...i'm GOD.

[Chris]

I'm God and so's my wife!!!!

[Rob The Badger]

. . . .*ahem* Heretic.

[original sin]

Now the thing is if joined in here and said I'm GOD you'd all actually believe that wouldn't you :roll:

Anyone want to retract their votes for me?? :devil:

[Bren]

Someone voted for me!!!! 8O

who?

Why? 8O

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Okay... i admit...i'm GOD.


No my dear Tim, you are not


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I'm God and so's my wife!!!!

Chris ,my dear child thou art confused


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Now the thing is if joined in here and said I'm GOD you'd all actually believe that wouldn't you :roll:



Sin my dear child,
since you hold a position of trust...Aunty Sin's Agony Page....of course people believe you.....They after all, trust you with all their problems and troubles and value your wisdom and advice....

Your faithfully
Gabriel

[original sin]

Now the thing is if joined in here and said I'm GOD you'd all actually believe that wouldn't you :roll:

Sin my dear child,
since you hold a position of trust...Aunty Sin's Agony Page....of course people believe you.....They after all, trust you with all their problems and troubles and value your wisdom and advice....
Your faithfully
Gabriel


Yeah right!!!! which is why I'm ahead in the vote :evil:
And Aunty Sin's Agony page carries a disclaimer on page 1 post 1 :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

This is stupid anyway.

[Crystal Eyes]

I want one of your cucumber sandwiches before I believe you. And what's stupid about it? Just cause I think a cucumber sandwich will prove the existance of God.

[Rob The Badger]

eugh

[dottie]

Gabriels posts appear to stay at 7? :twisted: :roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

Gabriels posts appear to stay at 7? :twisted: :roll:

I thought you were on to something then Dottie,but Gabriel has only done seven posts.
Check Gabriel's profile,then click on find all posts by.Seven results found :wink: .

[Tim]

You know that the person who has created the god account is laughing his or her a$$ off.

[Rob The Badger]

I'd agree with that. . .

[Satan]

May the heat be with you. :devil:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

May the heat be with you. :devil:

Heat is it?


Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[original sin]

May the heat be with you. :devil:

Ahhhhhhhh haaaaa a clue?

[Tim]

Don't know for sure... Heat wasn't here for a long time. But on the other hand... god also... And i know that Chris knows the person, and i do know that he knows Heat...so..... maybe it is heat.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

So many questions
and so much doubt, my children....


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Pixiedust]

who is God?
I wish I knew,....who ever it is must have a good sense of humour.
pixi

[RSG]

ALL GREAT CANIDATES,
but as an underage voter (16) I'm goin with Dottie!! Cause DOTTIE ROCKS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! :P :D

[Rob The Badger]

RSG is making a terrible mistake! Remember, God is vengeful!*













*3rd Person

[dottie]

ALL GREAT CANIDATES,
but as an underage voter (16) I'm goin with Dottie!! Cause DOTTIE ROCKS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! :P :D

Oh wow, thank you RSG, you've made my day :D

[original sin]

8O I got another vote :??: It was on 8 :evil: come on you guys :roll:

[RSG]

ALL GREAT CANIDATES,
but as an underage voter (16) I'm goin with Dottie!! Cause DOTTIE ROCKS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! :P :D

Oh wow, thank you RSG, you've made my day :D

Hey Dottie, your welcome :)

I was wondering? What is vengeful?

[dottie]

Hi RSG, Vengeful: to want to harm, insult, maim or generally be a nasty person, to someone who you feel has carried an act of nastiness against you :twisted: hope you understand the meaning

The previous post disappeared into a black hole, when I clicked on submit :!:

[The Flying Mouse]

8O I got another vote :??: It was on 8 :evil: come on you guys :roll:

Looks like your definatly in the chair for this one Sin :lmao:

[dottie]

ALL GREAT CANIDATES,
but as an underage voter (16) I'm goin with Dottie!! Cause DOTTIE ROCKS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! :P :D

Oh wow, thank you RSG, you've made my day :D

How come I had 7, then mysteriously 6, someones fixing the poll, I think :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

Grr! :evil:

[dottie]

ALL GREAT CANIDATES,
but as an underage voter (16) I'm goin with Dottie!! Cause DOTTIE ROCKS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! :P :D

Oh wow, thank you RSG, you've made my day :D

I thought I had 7%, then mysteriously 6%, someones fixing the poll, I think :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

How come I had 7, then mysteriously 6, someones fixing the poll, I think :twisted:

:twisted: Nope :lol: .
As far as I know,only R. Diane of myself could alter poll results,if it's possible at all :roll: .
I know I haven't and I don't think R. of Diane would either :wink: .

[R.]

Not possible without access to the database, which leaves me as the only suspect.
Believe me, I have better things to do than altering a poll asking who God is.

[Chris]

Believe me, I have better things to do than altering a poll asking who God is.

You don't do you??? Well, i never knew that!!!! [/saracasm]

Dottie, I think you are looking at the percent bit. As more votes are cast, the percentage value of each vote is watered down slightly. For example, If there were 2 people in a poll. After the first vote one person will have 100% of the vote. However, if 99 people then vote for the second person, the first will only have 1% even tho they ahve not lost any votes to the other person!!!!!

Hope this makes sense, it has confused me and I know what I am on about!!!!!

[original sin]

8O I got another vote :??: It was on 8 :evil: come on you guys :roll:

Looks like your definatly in the chair for this one Sin :lmao:

as long as it's not an electric one Mouse 8O
I demand a recount!!!!! are all the chads clearly defined???

[dottie]

Believe me, I have better things to do than altering a poll asking who God is.

You don't do you??? Well, i never knew that!!!! [/saracasm]

Dottie, I think you are looking at the percent bit. As more votes are cast, the percentage value of each vote is watered down slightly. For example, If there were 2 people in a poll. After the first vote one person will have 100% of the vote. However, if 99 people then vote for the second person, the first will only have 1% even tho they ahve not lost any votes to the other person!!!!!

Hope this makes sense, it has confused me and I know what I am on about!!!!!

Cheers Chris, us more mature persons need things explaining to us sometimes :lol: sorry I doubted anyone :oops:

[GOD]

Hello my children,

I am truly sorry I have not been here for a little while; but I have a lot of people to deal with and only one pair of hands.

RSG is making a terrible mistake! Remember, God is vengeful!

I can be! Especially to those who dare impersonate me and claim credit that they do not deserve.

I got another vote It was on 8 come on you guys

Do not worry my child. I know that I am not you nor you me. Although in the great scheme of things, I am everyone and everyone is in me.

As far as I know,only R. Diane of myself could alter poll results,if it's possible at all

But, my little Batty friend, I can do anthing......

[CarolM]

Hi God ,hope you is well.

[Pixiedust]

still no one admitted it being them?
I cant vote either but it looks like it could be original sin from what
I have read.
pixie

[Testify]

i dont think its sin, but i got a good idea who it is. :D

[Pixiedust]

pretty please, can you say? :) :wink:
pixie

[Testify]

i cannie say at the mo, needs more research :lol: all in good time....

[Jen]

I agree with Testify, really don't think that it's Sin.

Got a fair idea who it is... ah well, time will tell...

[Rob The Badger]

It's still me you know. . .

[Jen]

No it's not Eyeore :lol:

[original sin]

still no one admitted it being them?
I cant vote either but it looks like it could be original sin from what
I have read.
pixie

hey pixiedust you should never believe everything you read :wink:
please don't tell me this topic has got in the papers now 8O

Thank you Testify :twisted:
Thank you Jen :twisted:
GOD wrote:-Do not worry my child. I know that I am not you nor you me. Although in the great scheme of things, I am everyone and everyone is in me.

I am not in to anything!!! at least not anything I'm prepared to discuss on the boards :mrgreen: :lmao:

[Rob The Badger]

COUGHHCOUGHECOUGHRCOUGHECOUGHTCOUGHICOUGHCCOIGH

[original sin]

COUGHHCOUGHECOUGHRCOUGHECOUGHTCOUGHICOUGHCCOIGH

Oh dear eyeore whata nasty cough :twisted: you want to have a word with GOD see if something can be done about it :lmao:

[GOD]

COUGHHCOUGHECOUGHRCOUGHECOUGHTCOUGHICOUGHCCOIGH

Oh dear eyeore whata nasty cough :twisted: you want to have a word with GOD see if something can be done about it :lmao:

Sorry my child but I am not going to do anything.

I have had the auditors and accountants in. "Oh No" they say "plagues of boils are a no-no and have you seen the cost of locusts nowadays?"

So, I have had to unleash - A Plague of Tickly Coughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God :D

PS> Sin, you do not need to confess anything on the boards; I know everything!!! ;)

[Tim]

See that Heat is god?? I mean.. she was away for a couple of days... and now God is back, who was also away for a couple of days... mmm, strange...

So Heat, or your alterego GOD, how are you and when are you gonna confess??

[Chris]

Tim,

Excellent logic but with one tiny flaw, Heat is still away. If you check you will find that she is not posting a the moment as she cannot get to a pc!!

I ahve a suspicion as to who it might be though....

[original sin]

Tim,
Excellent logic but with one tiny flaw, Heat is still away. If you check you will find that she is not posting a the moment as she cannot get to a pc!!
I ahve a suspicion as to who it might be though....

so you say Chris, so you say :wink:

I'm not convinced :twisted:

[Chris]

Well Sin, I must admit it would be a cunning plan!!! Log on as God in welsh wales and then race all the way up to the northern wasteland that is Lancashire in time to talk to me!!!!!


I still have my suspicions....

[original sin]

talk to you face to face Chris? 'cos a phone call could be from anywhere.

Ahhhhh haaaaaaa

[dottie]

Has anyone noticed that when Sin types a message, that quite a lot of the time certain words are repeated, i.e. indeed, so you say, etc., looking at gods postings I sense de jevu (did I spell that correctly?) Um i wonder :!:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Thou art very observant, Dottie the angelic one

Still so much doubt and confusion, my children
HAVE FAITH

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Crystal Eyes]

It's deja vu. And what's the point you're trying to make, dottie? Sin is God?

[Rob The Badger]

No. She's hinting, very subtly albeit, that I am God. Look closer people.

[dottie]

It's deja vu. And what's the point you're trying to make, dottie? Sin is God?

Crystal Eyes deja vu got it right this time :lol:

Yes I do believe Sin is GOD after all

[dottie]

No. She's hinting, very subtly albeit, that I am God. Look closer people.

Eyeore, now your confusing me :?

[Rob The Badger]

No I'm not. I'm helping. . . .lalalalalalalala :D :lol:

[Tim]

Mmm... thought it was heat, by the clue that R. was giving. If it ain't Original Sin or Heat... who can it be??? I mean... it is not Eyeore.. that is for sure, maybe CarylB or.........Mariella or Guppie??

[original sin]

It's deja vu. And what's the point you're trying to make, dottie? Sin is God?

Crystal Eyes deja vu got it right this time :lol:

Yes I do believe Sin is GOD after all

Whilst I am flattered Dottie :twisted: I'm sorry to disillusion you :roll:
Not guilty........well not for this anyway :twisted:

[Tim]

Well Sin... you are also in the back of my mind that it is you... i mean it is typical something for you... but you are deniying so hard. It is strange he....

[Rob The Badger]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

[The Flying Mouse]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

I had that once but it cleared up 8O

[original sin]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

I had that once but it cleared up 8O

:lmao: cream or tablets? :lmao:

[Rob The Badger]

Yes well . . .I'm still God, no one believes me.
I'm going to visit Plague's R' Us. . .

[The Flying Mouse]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

I had that once but it cleared up 8O

:lmao: cr :lmao: eam or tablets?

You DO NOT wanna know :o

[Rob The Badger]

I wouldn't be so sure. . .

[original sin]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

I had that once but it cleared up 8O

:lmao: cr :lmao: eam or tablets?

You DO NOT wanna know :o


:lmao: just as i thought suppositories 8O ssshhhh I won't tell

[Chris]

If anyone gave me suppositories, i would tell them exactly where they could stick them!!! :lmao:

I am also considering Sin as a possibility. As for Gabriel, I must confess, I haven't got a clue!!

[Tim]

Terra Incognita! :cry:

What is that???

[heat]

I hafta say, i'm more than amused at the thought that people think i might be GOD!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry to shatter your illusions, but i have spent the last six days sprending time with my beautiful new nephew, and when i wasn't doing that i was painting his nursery ready for his homecoming from hopsital.

Although, admitidley, Chris, being the gent that he is, did keep me up to speed, so to speak with his regular text messages. I haven't been anywhere near a 'puter since before my niece went into labour :)

[Tim]

Mmm. if Heat ain't god... who is it then??? But glad that you are back Heat...

[heat]

But glad that you are back Heat...

Thanks Tim Hun :D Tis good to be back :wink:

[Rob The Badger]

I told you I was. But did you believe me!? Nooooooooooooooo. But I am. So. . .
Nyah! :lol:

[Keab42]

Oh dear what on earth did I start?

Hey God, Let us know your real identity now, before R. nominates me as postwhore of the month for starting the topic with the most replies this month. :roflmao:

originally i thought it was Sin (hence the reason her name appeared several times in the options), but Eyeore i'm now convinced it is you.

are you happy now?

you have a loyal following of one.

yours in worship.
Keab42.

[Rob The Badger]

A believer. Well it's about time! ^_^ Thank you Keab#42.

I shall, when I get round to it, lay out the principles of Eyeorism, and hence you shall live your lives accordingly. Maybe. . .

[GOD]

Eyeore, Eyeore, Eyeore....

Well my little donkey-like child, shouldn't you be heading back to the Gloomy Corner of the Hundred Acre Wood with all your other little friends

WHERE YOU CAN LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES OF BEING ME WITHOUT HAVING TO PRETEND IN PUBLIC

Tim, my disbelieving little child, I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I am not the person you refer to as Heat.

[Rob The Badger]

Fantasies eh? Yum . . . :lol:

[dottie]

Well I'm going for Chris as Gabriel now :twisted: Actually thinking too that eyeore just by a stretch of imagination could be GOD. :evil:

[Rob The Badger]

Of course I could . . .'cause I am. . .

[original sin]

that would mean though that Eyeore has been having converstaions with himself 8O :!: worrying :twisted:

[Crystal Eyes]

Perhaps God has gone mad due to the sheer length of time he/she/it has been living?

[heat]

I'm still not convinced that Eyeore is GOD. I have my idea's as to who he/she/it is, but it certainly isn't Eyeore.

[Chris]

YES

I got it right!!! God has just sent me a PM confirming that I was right with my suspicsions!!!!

Although, I cannot believe that I have been praying to you every night!!

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!!

[bambi]

we shud hav 1 but 4 who is THE DEVIL!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

YES

I got it right!!! God has just sent me a PM confirming that I was right with my suspicsions!!!!

Although, I cannot believe that I have been praying to you every night!!

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!!

Greetings Chris and good evening. Nice to see myself. According to Dottie, The Angelic One thou art now talking to thyself.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[Rob The Badger]

I DESERVE MY DEITY'SHIP!

[CarolM]

still baffled dont know who God is or Gabriel. :( i havent even got any suspects anymore,I havent got a clue arrrrrrrrrgh :roll: , so hello God and hello Gabriel peace to you both. :)

[dottie]

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!![/quote]

Well thats shot that down in flames, Gabriel wouldn't use the word Bollocks :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

knackers. . .

[The Archangel Gabriel]

still baffled dont know who God is or Gabriel. :( i havent even got any suspects anymore,I havent got a clue arrrrrrrrrgh :roll: , so hello God and hello Gabriel peace to you both. :)

Greetings, adn hello ,i thankest thou Mrs Mouse, peace be with you also

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[CarolM]

thoust ist verrilly gracious oh wisest one. :lol:

[Chris]

I think someone is tryin to have a laugh!!!

I generally make 2 spelling mistakes in all my messages - "ahve" and "adn"

I have noticed the Gabby seems to be making these mistakes as well!!!!!

However, if soemone is tryign to throw people off the scent by pretending to be me pretending to be gabby there is one fatal flaw in the plan: A lot of Gabriels posts have been during the day! And I am at work during the day so cannot post!!!!

[GOD]

I DESERVE MY DEITY'SHIP!

You want a ship Eyeore, you will receive a ship. Just one question: The Marie Celeste or The Titanic??

Gabriel: You missed choir practise again last night. You have been warned about what will happen if you insist on playing with the mortals instead of rehearsing......

[Rob The Badger]

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

[The Flying Mouse]

GOD,Please do not make light of tragic disasters.

Eyeore,If you have a point to make,please do so without resorting to personal insults.

End of story.

[Rob The Badger]

I'm sorry TFM. I get very uptight about these sorts of things, sorry for my lack of etiquette.

[Wild_Honey]

Errrrm.... 8O ... more of a FIGHT CLUB subject that is, I suppose? :? Geez, it makes me so sad to see you all arguing about things on here at all. and as for the poll... WHOEVER God or Gabriel are, can't everything just be talked over peacefully? :( This sucks.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I think someone is tryin to have a laugh!!!

I generally make 2 spelling mistakes in all my messages - "ahve" and "adn"

I have noticed the Gabby seems to be making these mistakes as well!!!!!



Even i make genuine typing errors!! :lol:

I apologiseth Chris, i did not intent for thou to be upset by this.
Chris is not me , i am not Chris.
Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[original sin]

Wild Honey
Sin thinks they were joking 8O she aint too sure but that how she took it :wink:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Gabriel: You missed choir practise again last night. You have been warned about what will happen if you insist on playing with the mortals instead of rehearsing......

:oops: i humbly apologiseth. *Gabriel hangs head in shame and tries to smuggle computer into choir practice*

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[heat]

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

Whilst i agree that some of GOD's comments weren't srtictly in the best possible taste, does this attack on GOD by Eyeore finally prove that he is in fact, not GOD?

[Wild_Honey]

Wild Honey
Sin thinks they were joking 8O she aint too sure but that how she took it :wink:

you might be right, Sin.

[Rob The Badger]

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

Whilst i agree that some of GOD's comments weren't srtictly in the best possible taste, does this attack on GOD by Eyeore finally prove that he is in fact, not GOD?

Not in the slightest. You'll notice I used quotation marks when referring to the phoney "GOD".

[Chris]

The "phoney" god, eh eyeore??

That would be the god who posts under the name god rather than the god who posts under the name of eyeore then!!!!

Sin, I too think the post was only intended as a bit of humour. Heck, we had family who went down with the Titanic and I didn't think it was too offensive!!

[Rob The Badger]

I'M GOD!*
















*only applicable in U.K. and U.S. territories

[Chris]

I'M GOD (& SO'S MY WIFE!!!)

[bambi]

well if ur all god can i b the devil *sez quietly* :oops: :? :oops: :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

Like I always say, if you can't win with reason, go for volume. . .sheesh. . .

[bambi]

:? um right still duzn't answer my question??

[heat]

well if ur all god can i b the devil *sez quietly* :oops: :? :oops: :twisted:

Methinks that postition has already been filled by Satan, Moshachic.....

[Chris]

I agree Eyeore. That would explain why you started shouting first!!!

Moshachic, I think Satan is already lurking somewhere here!! Although he could probably use a minion - Are you any good at jabbing people with a sharp trident!!

[bambi]

yup im a expert in slashing up bodies*no comment bout my own :twisted: *

[Rob The Badger]

I could slash for Wales. . .
Nohing like the sound of *SWIPE*. . ."ARGH!" . . .*Dying gasps*

[bambi]

no i mean like just makin cuts all over bodies i get a real thrill out of that!! :twisted:

[Rob The Badger]

'That's boring! You're boring everyone! Quit boring everyone!'

[bambi]

no u quit boring every1!!!!!!!!! meeeean*runs n hides* :cry:

[Crystal Eyes]

Have I passed the point of insanity where everyone else appears madder than raving chickens?

[Satan]

well if ur all god can i b the devil *sez quietly* :oops: :? :oops: :twisted:No - you can't. :devil:

Still pondering about God and Gabriel?
Here's another hint: Gabriel is sitting in his/her living room. :wink: :))
Laters ...

[CarolM]

nice one satan, :D hope you is well. :wink:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Still pondering about God and Gabriel?
Here's another hint: Gabriel is sitting in his/her living room. :wink: :))
Laters ...

8O We are not,
we are The Gabriel,
resistance is futile,
you will be assimilated,
your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[Crystal Eyes]

You know I think I have.

[Rob The Badger]

8O

[Tim]

Mmmm... no time to read it all back, but is GOD already being found??? Meaning... the person who is god???

[Bren]

Methinks people have lost interest....and God is no longer posting

[Tim]

Methinks people have lost interest....and God is no longer posting

Thanks Bren for the update.... so within a week there is lack of interest.... that is a pitty.... So Case Closed???

[Rob The Badger]

Yup. I'm God. Case closed.

[Satan]

Yup. I'm God. Case closed.
I doubt that. :))

[Michel]

Satan knows who GOD is. :lol:

[original sin]

So I got the highest number of votes although I keep saying it wasn't me - but want i want to know now is - Is GOD still allowed to show under the new global forum rules??

[GOD]

As long as my evil adversary stalks these boards, I shall be here

[Rob The Badger]

As long as my evil adversary stalks these boards, I shall be here


Who, me? 8O

[The Archangel Gabriel]

As long as my evil adversary stalks these boards, I shall be here

and i too shall be here

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[dottie]

Thanks Gabriel for remaining here, we need an angel to protect us against Satan :D please show yourself a little more often :wink:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Thanks Gabriel for remaining here, we need an angel to protect us against Satan :D please show yourself a little more often :wink:

Fear not Dottie the angelic one, i shall watch over you.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[R.]

So I got the highest number of votes although I keep saying it wasn't me - but want i want to know now is - Is GOD still allowed to show under the new global forum rules??

Do you really want me to ban the two (!) who have been using this account recently? I don't think so.

[LostSoul]

8O God has a twin brother/sister? :wtf:


Patricia
... trying to keep the faith 8O

[Chris]

So I got the highest number of votes although I keep saying it wasn't me - but want i want to know now is - Is GOD still allowed to show under the new global forum rules??

Do you really want me to ban the two (!) who have been using this account recently? I don't think so.

Being an observant little sod, I noticed that God posted after Satan so banning God would force the Mods to ban the Satan account holder as well!!!!

[AndyK]

And now a few words from your newest moderator........

I think people should perhaps let this little joke of old lie, and maybe consider not rocking the boat too much at the moment?

[R.]

Being an observant little sod, I noticed that God posted after Satan so banning God would force the Mods to ban the Satan account holder as well!!!!
True. :))

[original sin]

So I got the highest number of votes although I keep saying it wasn't me - but want i want to know now is - Is GOD still allowed to show under the new global forum rules??

Do you really want me to ban the two (!) who have been using this account recently? I don't think so.

Ahhh haaa more cryptic clues :lol:

R. wrote

Chris wrote:
Being an observant little sod, I noticed that God posted after Satan so banning God would force the Mods to ban the Satan account holder as well!!!!

True.


:lmao:

[heat]

And now a few words from your newest moderator........

I think people should perhaps let this little joke of old lie, and maybe consider not rocking the boat too much at the moment?


Ahh...come on Andy...Tis only a jest and a jape... :roll:

[R.]

Forgot this:

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/resurrection.jpg

:p :))

[Bren]

:roll: :roll:

The Bat , she is confused