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Dave

07 Aug 2003, 22:03

Oh God!

Too many beans today!

ROCK ON FIRE BALL!!!

07 Aug 2003, 22:05

8O No details, please. :))

Chris

07 Aug 2003, 22:14

More than we needed to know there david

But hey, better out than in!!

heat

07 Aug 2003, 22:17

More than we needed to know there david

Was just thinking that meself.... 8O

cerysmeatloaf

07 Aug 2003, 22:17

More than we needed to know there david

to right lol

original sin

07 Aug 2003, 22:41

:lmao: phew David!!! maybe you should pop along to Aunty Sin an we can discuss an appropriate diet to overcome this little problem :lmao:

Chris

07 Aug 2003, 23:15

As David has admitted it was him, Does this mean we can all relieve our internal pressures surrepticiously, look innocent and blame David????

Dave

08 Aug 2003, 04:01

See folks..some people really can fart around at work.

;-)

ROCK ON FIRE BALL!!!

shadow1000001

08 Aug 2003, 04:58

As David has admitted it was him, Does this mean we can all relieve our internal pressures surrepticiously, look innocent and blame David????

I don't see why not :twisted:

Maria

Tim

08 Aug 2003, 12:08

:lmao: my god... what a topic, about farting and beans.... Think of the enviroment.... your ruining it with your farting David :lmao:

(maybe this is also the explanation why it is so hot around here :lmao:)

dottie

08 Aug 2003, 13:36

Mind you don't blow a hole in the ozone layer David, or have you already! Could explain this very hot weather were having :twisted: :lol:

08 Aug 2003, 18:24

On that note (http://www.funforwards.com/flash/june03/funky_d.cfm) ... :))

Tim

08 Aug 2003, 18:30

Heheh funny one R.

Got some sites also where you can create your own fart sound... so very cool.... i will have to look them up, cause don't have them here... maybe someone else knows what i mean??

08 Aug 2003, 18:42

Hey David, like that (http://www.funforwards.com/flash/july03/everybodyfarts.cfm)? :))

dottie

08 Aug 2003, 19:53

Oh God! So, So Fu.....................nny :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bren

08 Aug 2003, 21:23

very funny :lol: :lol:

Terri

08 Aug 2003, 21:36

:lmao: good one!

original sin

08 Aug 2003, 22:13

:lmao: I am seriously worried about the effect this site is having on me :twisted:

08 Aug 2003, 23:34

It wasn't me. :))

Tim

09 Aug 2003, 00:24

:lmao: I am seriously worried about the effect this site is having on me :twisted:

heheh, a positive effect i think! Cause Bren is here, and i'm also.... :lol:

Shane

09 Aug 2003, 02:54

If you were in New Zealand, and you farted, you'd have to pay a tax. Well, your cows would anyway.

original sin

09 Aug 2003, 12:22

excuse me for being thick but does this mean the cows pay a tax if you fart or you pay a tax if your cows fart?? :?

Chris

09 Aug 2003, 13:00

Ooops, Sorry folks, think that one might have been me!

heat

09 Aug 2003, 13:17

Ooops, Sorry folks, think that one might have been me!

eeewwww......can smell you from here, Chris!!!! :evil:

dottie

09 Aug 2003, 13:40

Go change your pants Chris :oops: :lmao:

original sin

09 Aug 2003, 13:45

phhewweee!!! anyone need one of these??

http://www.nuvostuff.com/VV_200/1010417180820316.jpg

heat

09 Aug 2003, 13:53

Was thinking more along the lines of one of these, Sin...

http://www.sol.co.uk/s/StThomas/war2photos/mask02.jpg

dottie

09 Aug 2003, 14:08

http://images.picsearch.com/is?26154609772

Me thinks one of these are in order, or maybe two :!:

http://images.picsearch.com/is?63649696304

Too Late :!:

original sin

09 Aug 2003, 14:18

or how about one of these?? and Heat before you say it I mean the suit not the bloke :twisted:

http://costumezone.com/images/products/f/fw1129.gif

09 Aug 2003, 14:39

Mmhhh ... for you or for Chris? :))

original sin

09 Aug 2003, 14:48

eh?? the suit you mean R.? tis for anyone needing to survive these awful blasts that are rapidly developing on this site :mrgreen:

The Flying Mouse

09 Aug 2003, 19:08

:twisted: And I though we already had a topic for everything 8O .How wrong can you be :lol: .
Save gas.Fart in a money box :mrgreen:

original sin

09 Aug 2003, 19:14

:mrgreen: I'll name that tune in 3............

Wild_Honey

10 Aug 2003, 01:08

:lmao: GEEEZ! This is SOOO disgusting!!!! :lmao:

heat

10 Aug 2003, 04:42

:lmao: GEEEZ! This is SOOO disgusting!!!! :lmao:

Yeah...but ain't it fun????!!!!???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wild_Honey

10 Aug 2003, 21:38

:lmao: GEEEZ! This is SOOO disgusting!!!! :lmao:

Yeah...but ain't it fun????!!!!???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah true Heat. :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

dottie

11 Aug 2003, 11:42

Here we are Chris your very own site :lol:
http://images.picsearch.com/is?825127878956

dottie

11 Aug 2003, 11:45

and your very own cupboard with air holes :lol:
http://images.picsearch.com/is?183120404849

Chris

12 Aug 2003, 01:31

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

original sin

18 Aug 2003, 20:53

Just found this and it amused me :lol:

Sometimes... when you cry...
no one sees your tears

Sometimes... when you're worried...
no one sees your pain

Sometimes... when you're happy...
no one sees you smile

But fart just one time...

Chris

01 Sep 2003, 00:27

Sorrya gain folks

Think i will have to stop having beans on toast for dinner

dottie

01 Sep 2003, 09:40

://picsearch.com/images/is?88498031347

Chris was that you? :lol:

dottie

01 Sep 2003, 09:53

http://images.picsearch.com/is?197154561431

12 Sep 2003, 18:12

http://www.misternicehands.com/ :))

dottie

12 Sep 2003, 18:17

Yes we know R. which sound goes with the finger pull :lol:

original sin

12 Sep 2003, 18:22

:cry: cant get it to load - and I started the burp one five minutes ago and it still aint fully loaded :cry: why me :cry: *sniff* *sob*

18 Jun 2006, 19:02

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/resurrection.jpg

Time for a bump (http://www.dumb.com/simontv-fartinggirlfriend.html). :panic:

mszee

18 Jun 2006, 19:15

I guess I am way too foreign for this thread.......

The Flying Mouse

18 Jun 2006, 21:17

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/resurrection.jpg

Time for a bump (http://www.dumb.com/simontv-fartinggirlfriend.html). :panic:

:twisted: You pumped a bad one huh? :mrgreen:

:lmao:

heat

19 Jun 2006, 17:32

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Memories....:lmao: :lmao:

dottie

12 Jul 2006, 03:47

http://www.soldiersperspective.us/images/August2005/peppermint_farts.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Flying Mouse

07 Dec 2006, 21:29

:twisted: Impressive :mrgreen:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/06122006/80-132/flatulent-passenger-grounds-u-s-airline-flight.html

clpmss

07 Dec 2006, 22:09

TURN ON YOUR SOUND:):)

http://www.rvi.net/~mdhorban/hybridmotorcycle.htm

sharon1248

08 Dec 2006, 00:30

See what you started, Dave? This could have been you!:D

Lord Kagan

08 Dec 2006, 16:19

Im lost in here

04 Jan 2007, 20:26

Im lost in hereFacts (http://www.heptune.com/farts.html).:angst:

mszee

05 Jan 2007, 09:37

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Name015.jpg

duke knooby

25 Mar 2008, 21:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfIDpset2I

angelica

25 Mar 2008, 22:01

LOL :lol: :D

Battybarb

26 Mar 2008, 09:20

Brilliant PMSL

The Flying Mouse

26 Mar 2008, 15:16

:twisted: Some times are worse than others to let one go :bleh:

z4gK3RRtCHw

26 Mar 2008, 20:08

:bleh:
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Siobhan

26 Mar 2008, 21:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKogUueCUoo

Sorry I dunno how to do it the other way...:?

The Flying Mouse

12 Jul 2008, 18:02

:twisted: Jesus Christ :shock:

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