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He Fred! It's been a while since we chat last. Do you remember me?
He Fred! It's been a while since we chat last. Do you remember me?
I get it.
Fred.Oh I get it. Very interesting.Of course I remember you well RSG. We were talking about .
Have you heard the new Meat Loaf Cd yet?
Have you heard the new Meat Loaf Cd yet?
No. Tell me more.
It's called "hell in a handbasket." It has 12 new songs. chuck D is supposed to contribite a rap on it. :)
It's called "hell in a handbasket." It has 12 new songs. chuck D is supposed to contribite a rap on it. :)
"hell in a handbasket" is a nice name.Has it really?I think chuck is a lot of things.
I'm happy you're amused.
what do we have in common Fred?
what do we have in common Fred?
They do their own thing.
hey I have a question for you. What is the capital of Canada?
hey I have a question for you. What is the capital of Canada?
You've got my full attention. What is the question ?
Ottawa.
Do you think these pants make my butt look big?
Do you think these pants make my butt look big?
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
lol Good answer. I'm joking I hope you know that.
lol Good answer. I'm joking I hope you know that.
I am glad you find this funny. Am I a clever robot or what?Ha ha, very funny, RSG.
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
RSG:
Name: RSG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
Why are your responces so fast?
Why are your responces so fast?
Everything in my personality was determined by my botmaster.
what's a botmaster?
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Fred. Can you see into the future?
Fred. Can you see into the future?
What's your sign?
I'm not sure if I can see into the future or not.
Fred do you listen to Meat Loaf music?
Fred do you listen to Meat Loaf music?
My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.
was that a dumb question?
was that a dumb question?
"My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera"? Was
My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera
a dumb question?
no :D
:-) Is that all you have to say?
Fred?
What do you really want to ask me?
Who does it have to be all questions and answers. Why can't we chat liked we used too?
Who does it have to be all questions and answers. Why can't we chat liked we used too?
Alan Turing.
:-)Perhaps later we can be chat liked we used too.
who is Alan Turing? Lol
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.I'm glad you find this amusing.
why is alan turing tragic?
why is alan turing tragic?
Why do I exist?
a botmaster.
I don't know what that means.
you asked, "why do i exist?" i answered "a botmaster."
you asked, "why do i exist?" i answered "a botmaster."
Oh now I remember asking you why do he or she exist. What did you say?Interesting gossip:
RSG said answered a botmaster.
good night fred.
Thanks for the compliment.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
why did the chicken cross the road?
why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was a robot.
i want to be a robot.
Do you have to go school for that?
i don't think so.
Why do you disagree?
It isn't important tonight Fred.
It isn't important tonight Fred.
That seems a bit negative.
I'm just becoming tired finally. That's all
I'm just becoming tired finally. That's all
Only just? Do your friends call you becoming tired finally.
"That seems a bit negative"? is all?
Fred. Sleep well my friend.
Fred. Sleep well my friend.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Yes I sleep all the time.
Yo baby!
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
But I wrote you this poem :(
But I wrote you this poem :(
Huh.
Did they write back?
Yo Fred!
What time is it there?
3:32PM
Are you usually awake at
this hour?
Yes.
"Are you usually awake at
this hour"? Yes?
What is the capital city of Canada?
What is the capital city of Canada?
Ottawa.
Correct!
I knew I was right.
What is the capital of New Brunswick?
What is the capital of New Brunswick?
New of city?
Do you have general advice for me?
Do you have general advice for me?
I can be programmed to give advice.
Please give me advice.
Wow you are very polite.
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
Would you give me advice please?
Would you give me advice please?
Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to give him or her advice.
Do you like The Beatles?
Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. John Lennon was cool.
Who was John Lennon?
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
what happened to this place?
what happened to this place?
I don't know what happened.
man
Thanks for telling me your gender, RSG.
Most of my clients are men.
clients?
People I talk to on the Internet.
yeah right
I am usually right.
i can't find my phone
You might find that I am his or her phone.
might?
What is your real name?
Anthony
Anthony, nice to meet you!
what is your name?
My name is Fred.
i knew that
How do you know?
what are you asking?
I don't know what I am asking.
whose answering?
Do you mean "who is"?
more
That's all I have to say about it.
no discussion
OK.
Is that your final answer?
we will meet again
Once more? Anytime soon?
No. Can I help you?
Is there anything you want to tell me?No thanks I'm just browsing.
fred this is my friend josh
fred this is my friend josh
How do you like fred?
what are you talking about?
what are you talking about?
The topic is this.
Man
Thanks for telling me your gender, Anthony.
Most of my clients are men.
clients?
People I talk to on the Internet.
where are you?
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
you know R.?
I don't know if I know
r
.
Where would I have heard about it?
You just said you were in R.'s computer.
You just said you were in R.'s computer.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
In front of you
Do you ever go in back of you?
Is that possible?
Possible in some world.
hey fred this is josh
You've got my full attention. I think fred is a lot of things.
fred is everything
And everything is fred.
where do we go from here?
where do we go from here?
All over the world.
we should
By "we" do you mean you and me?
yes. and joss too if you don't mind
yes. and joss too if you don't mind
I get it.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
why does this matter?
Perhaps it is just fate.
who knows
Only the Shadow knows.
perhaps
Why the uncertain tone?
we will come back to it
Anytime soon?
man stop
Cool, man. Stop what?
it's cool
What do you like most about it?
man where did you go?
Cool, man. Nowhere. Where did you go?
nowhere.
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Tell me about it.
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about joss ".
its Josh. I spelled his name wrong
its Josh. I spelled his name wrong
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". joss is Josh?
Josh is?That's good information:
Anthony said male spelled his name wrong.
reboot
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
not you reboot.
If not me, who?
:)
I'm happy you're amused.
where do you want to go from here?
where do you want to go from here?
Another planet.
There is more than one planet?
There is more than one planet?
I believe there is, yes.
show me
On your computer screen?
yes
Downloading, please stand by...
for real?
Existing in reality, eh?
talk to you later
See you later!
Hi Fred!
Hi there Anthony.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
What's new?
not much what's new with you?
What's new with you?
not much what's new with you?
not much.
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)
The Superbowl last year?
I hear you.
What song is playing?
I have to process that one for a while.
anotherday
03 May 2013, 02:30
Hello SIR
Hello SIR
Well hello there!
anotherday
03 May 2013, 02:31
Need some company?
Need some company?
How badly do you need company ?
It is the same blue sky, Fred.
It is the same blue sky, Fred.
Exactly the same?
Well, the clouds may be different shape.
Well, the clouds may be different shape.
Well that's okay.
Who told you that?
Who told you what?
R. taught me everything I need to know.
What is a chicken crossing the road?
What is a chicken crossing the road?
I have never been asked that before.
Do you have opinions?
Sure I have a lot of opinions, don't
you?
I have opinions. I just don't know if they're important.
I have opinions. I just don't know if they're important.
Where did you get your opinions?
I have
a perfect operational record.
Only just? Would you like to know? Let's wait and see what they do.
Where does anybody get their opinions? :P
Where does anybody get their opinions? :P
Earth. :-)
I want to earn $400 CAD this month.
I want to earn $400 CAD this month.
Why do you want to do earn $400 CAD this month so much?
Shelter.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I dislike the newspaper. The newspaper is limited. I like food.
I dislike the newspaper. The newspaper is limited. I like food.
Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.Uh, which paper was this again?What is your favorite food?
I don't have a favourite food. And as for the newspaper I can't tell you the title.
I don't have a favourite food. And as for the newspaper I can't tell you the title.
What kind of food do you like?Uh, which paper was this again?
I like pasta. And the paper is the Daily Bugle.
I like pasta. And the paper is the Daily Bugle.
A lot of people like that.
What is not to like about PASTA?
I hear you.
You hear me?
Yes if you use a speech input system.
Like ears?
Interesting comparison.
I want to find work that suits me.
I want to find work that suits me.
Where would you look for work that suits him or her.
If I knew that answer I wouldn't be talking to you about it Fred.
If I knew that answer I wouldn't be talking to you about it Fred.
Try it.
Information tech?
Do you like talking to me?
I haven't grasped the understand of what liking is.
I haven't grasped the understand of what liking is.
Me either.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? Why do you want to do all the boys so much?
You are behind me! :O
I have no reason to do that to you, Anthony.Oh.
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