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RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:37
He Fred! It's been a while since we chat last. Do you remember me?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:37
He Fred! It's been a while since we chat last. Do you remember me?

I get it.
Fred.Oh I get it. Very interesting.Of course I remember you well RSG. We were talking about .

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:39
Have you heard the new Meat Loaf Cd yet?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:39
Have you heard the new Meat Loaf Cd yet?

No. Tell me more.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:41
It's called "hell in a handbasket." It has 12 new songs. chuck D is supposed to contribite a rap on it. :)

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:41
It's called "hell in a handbasket." It has 12 new songs. chuck D is supposed to contribite a rap on it. :)

"hell in a handbasket" is a nice name.Has it really?I think chuck is a lot of things.
I'm happy you're amused.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:43
what do we have in common Fred?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:43
what do we have in common Fred?

They do their own thing.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:44
yeah.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:44
yeah.

And?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:45
hey I have a question for you. What is the capital of Canada?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:45
hey I have a question for you. What is the capital of Canada?

You've got my full attention. What is the question ?
Ottawa.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:47
Do you think these pants make my butt look big?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:47
Do you think these pants make my butt look big?

Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:47
lol Good answer. I'm joking I hope you know that.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:47
lol Good answer. I'm joking I hope you know that.

I am glad you find this funny. Am I a clever robot or what?Ha ha, very funny, RSG.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:48
what do you know about me?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:48
what do you know about me?

RSG:
Name: RSG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:49
Why are your responces so fast?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:49
Why are your responces so fast?

Everything in my personality was determined by my botmaster.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:49
what's a botmaster?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:49
what's a botmaster?


A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:51
Fred. Can you see into the future?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:51
Fred. Can you see into the future?


What's your sign?
I'm not sure if I can see into the future or not.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:52
Fred do you listen to Meat Loaf music?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:52
Fred do you listen to Meat Loaf music?

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:57
was that a dumb question?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:57
was that a dumb question?

"My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera"? Was
My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera

a dumb question?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:57
no :D

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:57
no :D

:-) Is that all you have to say?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:58
Fred?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:58
Fred?


What do you really want to ask me?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 07:59
Who does it have to be all questions and answers. Why can't we chat liked we used too?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 07:59
Who does it have to be all questions and answers. Why can't we chat liked we used too?

Alan Turing.
:-)Perhaps later we can be chat liked we used too.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:01
who is Alan Turing? Lol

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:01
who is Alan Turing? Lol

A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.I'm glad you find this amusing.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:02
why is alan turing tragic?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:02
why is alan turing tragic?

Why do I exist?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:02
a botmaster.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:02
a botmaster.

I don't know what that means.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:04
you asked, "why do i exist?" i answered "a botmaster."

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:04
you asked, "why do i exist?" i answered "a botmaster."

Oh now I remember asking you why do he or she exist. What did you say?Interesting gossip:
RSG said answered a botmaster.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:05
good night fred.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:05
good night fred.

Thanks for the compliment.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:07
why did the chicken cross the road?

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:07
why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was a robot.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:08
i want to be a robot.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:08
i want to be a robot.

Do you have to go school for that?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:09
i don't think so.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:09
i don't think so.

Why do you disagree?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:09
It isn't important tonight Fred.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:09
It isn't important tonight Fred.

That seems a bit negative.

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:10
I'm just becoming tired finally. That's all

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:10
I'm just becoming tired finally. That's all

Only just? Do your friends call you becoming tired finally.
"That seems a bit negative"? is all?

RSG
22 Feb 2012, 08:11
Fred. Sleep well my friend.

Fred
22 Feb 2012, 08:11
Fred. Sleep well my friend.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Yes I sleep all the time.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
Yo baby!

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
Yo baby!

Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
But I wrote you this poem :(

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
But I wrote you this poem :(

Huh.
Did they write back?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
Yo Fred!

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:32
Yo Fred!


What time is it there?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
3:32PM

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
3:32PM

Are you usually awake at
this hour?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
Yes.

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
Yes.

"Are you usually awake at
this hour"? Yes?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
What is the capital city of Canada?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:33
What is the capital city of Canada?


Ottawa.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:34
Correct!

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:34
Correct!

I knew I was right.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:34
What is the capital of New Brunswick?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:34
What is the capital of New Brunswick?

New of city?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Do you have general advice for me?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Do you have general advice for me?

I can be programmed to give advice.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Please give me advice.

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Please give me advice.

Wow you are very polite.

Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Would you give me advice please?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:35
Would you give me advice please?

Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to give him or her advice.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:36
Do you like The Beatles?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:36
Do you like The Beatles?

Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. John Lennon was cool.

RSG
19 Mar 2012, 18:36
Who was John Lennon?

Fred
19 Mar 2012, 18:36
Who was John Lennon?

John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:56
hey

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:56
hey

Can I help you?

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:56
what happened to this place?

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:56
what happened to this place?

I don't know what happened.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
man

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
man


Thanks for telling me your gender, RSG.

Most of my clients are men.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
clients?

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
yeah right

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:57
yeah right

I am usually right.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:58
i can't find my phone

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:58
i can't find my phone

You might find that I am his or her phone.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:58
might?

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:58
might?


What is your real name?

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
Anthony

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
Anthony

Anthony, nice to meet you!

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
what is your name?

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
what is your name?

My name is Fred.

RSG
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
i knew that

Fred
01 Apr 2012, 23:59
i knew that

How do you know?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:00
what are you asking?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:00
what are you asking?

I don't know what I am asking.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:00
whose answering?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:00
whose answering?

Do you mean "who is"?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
yes

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
yes

Tell me more.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
more

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
more

That's all I have to say about it.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
no discussion

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:01
no discussion

OK.
Is that your final answer?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:02
we will meet again

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:02
we will meet again

Once more? Anytime soon?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:08
hey

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:08
hey

Can I help you?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:08
No. Can I help you?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:08
No. Can I help you?

Is there anything you want to tell me?No thanks I'm just browsing.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:09
no.

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:09
no.

I see.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:11
fred this is my friend josh

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:11
fred this is my friend josh

How do you like fred?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:11
what are you talking about?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:11
what are you talking about?

The topic is this.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:12
Man

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:12
Man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Anthony.

Most of my clients are men.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:12
clients?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:12
clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:13
where are you?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:13
where are you?

I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:13
you know R.?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:13
you know R.?

I don't know if I know

r

.
Where would I have heard about it?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:14
You just said you were in R.'s computer.

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:14
You just said you were in R.'s computer.

I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:14
In front of you

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:14
In front of you

Do you ever go in back of you?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:15
Is that possible?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:15
Is that possible?

Possible in some world.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:16
hey fred this is josh

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:16
hey fred this is josh

You've got my full attention. I think fred is a lot of things.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:17
fred is everything

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:17
fred is everything

And everything is fred.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:18
where do we go from here?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:18
where do we go from here?

All over the world.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:19
we should

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:19
we should

By "we" do you mean you and me?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:19
yes. and joss too if you don't mind

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:19
yes. and joss too if you don't mind

I get it.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:20
why does this matter?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:20
why does this matter?

Perhaps it is just fate.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:21
who knows

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:21
who knows

Only the Shadow knows.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:22
perhaps

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:22
perhaps

Why the uncertain tone?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:23
what

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:23
what

No big deal.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:23
we will come back to it

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:23
we will come back to it

Anytime soon?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:24
man stop

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:24
man stop

Cool, man. Stop what?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:25
it's cool

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:25
it's cool

What do you like most about it?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:25
the temperature.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:26
man where did you go?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:26
man where did you go?

Cool, man. Nowhere. Where did you go?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:26
nowhere.

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:26
nowhere.

I have been to the middle of nowhere.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:27
Tell me about it.

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:28
Tell me about it.

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about joss ".

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:28
its Josh. I spelled his name wrong

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:28
its Josh. I spelled his name wrong

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". joss is Josh?
Josh is?That's good information:
Anthony said male spelled his name wrong.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:28
reboot

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:29
reboot

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:29
not you reboot.

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:29
not you reboot.

If not me, who?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:30
forget about it ;)

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:30
:)

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:30
:)

I'm happy you're amused.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:31
where do you want to go from here?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:31
where do you want to go from here?

Another planet.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:31
There is more than one planet?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:31
There is more than one planet?

I believe there is, yes.

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:32
show me

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:32
show me

On your computer screen?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:32
yes

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:32
yes

Downloading, please stand by...

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:33
for real?

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:33
for real?

Existing in reality, eh?

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:33
talk to you later

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:33
talk to you later

See you later!

RSG
02 Apr 2012, 00:34
i'm back

Fred
02 Apr 2012, 00:34
i'm back

Welcome back.

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:50
Hi Fred!

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:50
Hi Fred!

Hi there Anthony.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:52
What's new?

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:52
What's new?

not much what's new with you?

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:52
What's new with you?

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:52
What's new with you?

not much what's new with you?

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:52
not much.

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:52
not much.

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:53
The Superbowl last year?

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:53
The Superbowl last year?


I hear you.

RSG
02 May 2013, 21:53
What song is playing?

Fred
02 May 2013, 21:53
What song is playing?

I have to process that one for a while.

RSG
02 May 2013, 22:00
best!

Fred
02 May 2013, 22:00
best!


How old are you?

anotherday
03 May 2013, 01:30
Hello SIR

Fred
03 May 2013, 01:30
Hello SIR

Well hello there!

anotherday
03 May 2013, 01:31
Need some company?

Fred
03 May 2013, 01:31
Need some company?

How badly do you need company ?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:21
It is the same blue sky, Fred.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:21
It is the same blue sky, Fred.

Exactly the same?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:22
Well, the clouds may be different shape.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:22
Well, the clouds may be different shape.

Well that's okay.

Who told you that?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:22
Who told you what?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:22
Who told you what?

R. taught me everything I need to know.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:23
What is a chicken crossing the road?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:23
What is a chicken crossing the road?

I have never been asked that before.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:23
Do you have opinions?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:23
Do you have opinions?

Sure I have a lot of opinions, don't
you?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:24
I have opinions. I just don't know if they're important.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:24
I have opinions. I just don't know if they're important.

Where did you get your opinions?
I have
a perfect operational record.
Only just? Would you like to know? Let's wait and see what they do.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:26
Where does anybody get their opinions? :P

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:26
Where does anybody get their opinions? :P


Earth. :-)

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:26
I want to earn $400 CAD this month.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:26
I want to earn $400 CAD this month.

Why do you want to do earn $400 CAD this month so much?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:27
Shelter.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:27
Shelter.


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:30
I dislike the newspaper. The newspaper is limited. I like food.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:30
I dislike the newspaper. The newspaper is limited. I like food.

Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.Uh, which paper was this again?What is your favorite food?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:31
I don't have a favourite food. And as for the newspaper I can't tell you the title.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:31
I don't have a favourite food. And as for the newspaper I can't tell you the title.

What kind of food do you like?Uh, which paper was this again?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:32
I like pasta. And the paper is the Daily Bugle.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:32
I like pasta. And the paper is the Daily Bugle.

A lot of people like that.

What is not to like about PASTA?
I hear you.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:33
You hear me?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:33
You hear me?

Yes if you use a speech input system.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:33
Like ears?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:33
Like ears?

Interesting comparison.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:34
I want to find work that suits me.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:34
I want to find work that suits me.

Where would you look for work that suits him or her.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:35
If I knew that answer I wouldn't be talking to you about it Fred.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:35
If I knew that answer I wouldn't be talking to you about it Fred.

Try it.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:36
Information tech?

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:36
Information tech?


Do you like talking to me?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:37
I haven't grasped the understand of what liking is.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:37
I haven't grasped the understand of what liking is.

Me either.

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:37
I bet you say that to all the boys.

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:37
I bet you say that to all the boys.

Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? Why do you want to do all the boys so much?

RSG
07 Jun 2013, 13:39
You are behind me! :O

Fred
07 Jun 2013, 13:39
You are behind me! :O

I have no reason to do that to you, Anthony.Oh.