worst lyrics ever.... ?

[RadioMaster]

was just listening to the radio, and the song "set me free" by "the sand band" came on, starting with the following lyrics:

a broken heart is like a broken door
you gotta fix it straight or it wont work no more

:wtf:

and that made me wonder...
what are the worst lyrics you ever heard?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: THat one I heard the other day on another thread here, something about catching a grenade for you :wtf: :nuts:

[duke knooby]

Bam,Bam, Bam my sweet
You can sip it through a straw; you can throw it back neat
Just don't be hesitatin', waitin' for it

Cause in an ideal world they'll be comin' for you
Could be tokin' on the bale, could be sniffin' our clues
Better stake your fakin' reputation on it

Do it,
do it,
just do it!

In a Tax-free zone, down a tin can alley
There's a slipper girl-thing and man name Sally
They were talk-talk-talkin' 'bout a clever little coffin nail
Seems, down at the docks the intended lies awaitin'
And the privileged information's gonna get wet too
You can't be too careful when it comes to being careful

Do it,
do it,
just do it!

There's a man in my street keeps a flock of gray doves
And he's set in his ways, wearin' Everlast gloves
His opinion can be beat when push becomes a shove
Says he doesn't give a monkey 'bout the youth of the day
They should all drop dead, should be taken away
Put somewhere cold and all be made to stay

Do it,
do it,
just do it!

Bag it up,
Bag it up

Do it!

[Evil One]

I believe we've already got the winner! :eyebrows:

[A Slice Of English]

I actually like the lyrics to "Do It".

[Wario]

no ....

RAFM is a good song except the first verse....

I swallowed the end of the world with my problems
Thought maybe a girl could solve 'em
Don't let anyone in
I'm stuck with these sins
I'm hoping maybe time can absolve 'em

another candidate from "In the dark of the Night" from anastatia:

I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Dasvidanya, Anya, your grace, farewell!

[A Slice Of English]

no ....

RAFM is a good song except the first verse....

I swallowed the end of the world with my problems
Thought maybe a girl could solve 'em
Don't let anyone in
I'm stuck with these sins
I'm hoping maybe time can absolve 'em


Think you'll find the opening line is

"I swallowed the world with my problems", not "the end of the world".

And the lyrics make perfect sense. No issue there.

[RadioMaster]

one of my favourite sources for bad lyrics is the Jekyll & Hyde musical by Frank Wildhorn. Containing such instant classics as:

"To kill outside St. Paul's requires a lot of balls"

[Julie in the rv mirror]

one of my favourite sources for bad lyrics is the Jekyll & Hyde musical by Frank Wildhorn. Containing such instant classics as:

"To kill outside St. Paul's requires a lot of balls"

:mrgreen:

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

[evil nickname]

another candidate from "In the dark of the Night" from anastatia:

I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Dasvidanya, Anya, your grace, farewell!

Yeah, when you take it out of context, it makes no sense at all. In context, however...


Still, worst lyrics I've heard are from a half Dutch, half Surinaams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sranan_Tongo) song, Mi rowsu (Tuintje in mijn hart). Loosly translated, the chorus goes a little bit like "I've got a little garden in my heart, but only for you, my rose."

[Mr. Happy]

Katy Perry's song Peacock.

That is absolute trash O.O It's more or less a far, far, far, far, FAR sleazier version of Surf's Up >.>

I wanna see your peacock, ~~~~, ~~~~
Your peacock, ~~~~
Your peacock, ~~~~, ~~~~
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, ~~~~, ~~~~
Your peacock, ~~~~
Your peacock, ~~~~, ~~~~
Your peacock

[daveake]

Anything by ABC should definitely be a contender.

Or there's this by Kenny Chesney ...

"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along "

[Julie in the rv mirror]

Kenny's tractor is sexy! ;)

[daveake]

Yeah, it's a pullin' machine ...