Give A Christmas Present To The User Above You

[Evil One]

It is the season for such things. :-)

[daveake]

Tickets for the Bat Musical :lmao:

[Wario]

Jim's Bat Noir Underwear

[Evil One]

Jim's underwear

[Paul Richardson]

Jim

[Evil One]

Jim Bean

[Wario]

AndyK's nose

[Evil One]

AndyK's banning finger

[Wario]

Monstro's Banning Butt and R.'s Kungfoo Fist

[daveake]

Set of crayons

[Wario]

Batman Action figures

[daveake]

Meat Loaf string-pull doll that sings Masculine

[Wario]

Meat Loaf string-pull doll that sings ~~~~~~~~~

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Telitubbies Toy that sings FCOL :))

[Evil One]

Old audio cassette of Daveake miming to Surf's Up.

[AndyK]

Patrick.

[SW31]

A PARMO FROM EUROPA

[Evil One]

A box of tinsel

[R.]

Ein fiddl Fund Wurbl und ein Harbsch mit Schronk und Borsz.

[Evil One]

Beginners Guide To English - By WarioLoaf

[daveake]

Beginners Guide To Not Getting Into Arguments - by Pudding

[Evil One]

A pot of ginger dye

[daveake]

An enormous Easter Egg

http://www.crazywebsite.com/Website-Clipart-Pictures-Videos/Easter-2007/Record-Biggest-Chocolate-Easter-Egg-Belgium-01.jpg

[AndrewG]

A special voucher entitling the user to get their house painted yellow personally by Meat Loaf.

[Evil One]

A special voucher entitling the user to get their neighbour's house painted yellow personally by ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

[daveake]

A little-used domain name and forum.

[AndrewG]

The full final score for the Bat out of Hell musical signed by Jim Steinman and printed on a blank sheet of A4 paper in invisible ink.

[Evil One]

Dinner with Crazy Susan

[daveake]

An omelette

[AndyK]

Wario's superior Meat Loaf collection


A PARMO FROM EUROPA LIKE!

[Evil One]

A voucher entitling the user to a free third testicle

[nikox1]

Hang Cool Teddy Bear 2 [ BACK INTO PATRICK ]

[stretch37]

Hang Cool Teddy Bear 2 [ BACK INTO PATRICK ]

...slightly vulgar if you ask me ;)

[nikox1]

...slightly vulgar if you ask me ;)

very true:oops:

[daveake]

This book. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Punctuation-Mary-Budzik/dp/0753419645/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1293092030&sr=8-4)

[AndrewG]

Jim Steinman / Lady Gaga's sunglasses. Whoever isn't wearing them at the time.

[daveake]

A year's free flying with Easyjet

[Monstro]

A year's free flying with Easyjet

Very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PMSL

[AndyK]

Stottie and Pease Pudding.

[daveake]

Cake












(christmas or wedding, your choice ;-) )

[AndyK]

(can I have both?)

Charcoal and matches

[Evil One]

An Encarta '98 CD

[daveake]

Flame-proof suit

[GDW]

An entire collection of autographed Meat Loaf G strings from 1975-2010.

[Evil One]

An entire collection of worn Meat Loaf G strings from 1975-2010

[AndrewG]

Two front row tickets for Wario's 2011 Happy New Year Miming Extravaganza

[Monstro]

Soundboard recording of same event

[AndyK]

A "Bikers do it leaning over" T Shirt

[snider22]

A roll of this super special Sarah Palin toilet paper. Each piece come complete with a different phrase for your enjoyment. ;)


http://media.mlxxfc.net/sarahpalintp1.jpg

[24K]

The Christmas lights that never work !

[daveake]

A Swear Box

[Wario]

The Unedited version of all revved up

[A Slice Of English]

An Oxford English Dictionary and a Roget's Thesaurus.

[Couch Potato]

A copy of the viz

[Evil One]

A box of Ferrero Rocher

[daveake]

Dean ~~~~~~~~~~'s CD

[Evil One]

A box of Dean ~~~~~~~~~~ CDs

[A Slice Of English]

A dose of tact.

[Evil One]

The sledgehammer of subtlety I will no longer require :twisted:

[daveake]

Antibiotics to clear up that nasty rash

[AndrewG]

Lifetime supply of salt and subscription for unlimited root treatments by Stevie Wonder.

[Evil One]

A lifetime supply of vaseline with sand mixed in

[nikox1]

a signed picture of Jim rubbing salt in some dark place!!

[GDW]

The Entire Barry Manilow Catalogue

[nikox1]

The Entire Barry Manilow Catalogue

a New Zealand rugby shirt

[GDW]

a New Zealand rugby shirt

An England soccer shirt

[nikox1]

a signed New Zealand rugby shirt

[GDW]

A fully featured blow up Barry Manilow doll.

[AndyK]

Our snow.

[Couch Potato]

A book on beard designs and trimming ideas ;)

[allrevvedup]

a new couch

[Evil One]

A bag of freshly peeled potato skins.

[daveake]

A bag of freshly cut foreskins

[Evil One]

A bag of stale, crispy foreskins

[AndrewG]

A chicken with a can of lager stuck up its ass.

-Woops that went to the wrong one. Oh well....

[Couch Potato]

A can of beer to put up the chickens arse

[Evil One]

A can of beer

[daveake]

A photo of the expression on said chicken's face

[Couch Potato]

A throw away camera

[daveake]

Deep Fat Fryer

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A M&G with Michael Crawford, and a nipple sized pastry cutter.

Use your imagination :bleh:

[Evil One]

A flying mouse trap

[daveake]

A key to Rinkoff's vault

[Evil One]

Rinkoff's vault

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Justin Bieber's vault :mrgreen:

[Evil One]

~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~'s executive travel tour bus :lmao:

[daveake]

Tesco Clubcard

[AndrewG]

Matt Cardle's shirt.

[daveake]

Rebecca Ferguson's undies

[Evil One]

Louis Walsh's hair

[daveake]

Year's supply of Louis Walsh's hair colouring

[stretch37]

Year's supply of Louis Walsh's hair colouring

An entire Meat loaf catalog of songs....altered by none other than WarioLoaf...And mimed on screen just for you, with references to "daveake" throughout :shock:;)

[Evil One]

A giant signed photo of Meat singing Masculine. Signed by someone other than Meat.

[duke knooby]

a large tin of cadburys roses

[Evil One]

An empty tin with a hole in the bottom

[daveake]

A Meat doll with a hole in the bottom

[Evil One]

Some meat with a hole in the bottom

[AndrewG]

Voucher entitling for participation in a one on one boxing match with Meat Loaf.

[daveake]

Front row seat with meet&greet privileges

[Evil One]

The bar tab for said event

[daveake]

10% royalty on DVD sales

[AndrewG]

Royalties of all Jim Steinman songs written over the last five years.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A DVD - The Very Best Of The Queens Christmas Day Speech.

Starring Julioan Clary :lawl:

[Couch Potato]

his avatar back :P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A Sam Tyler avatar :lol:

[Evil One]

Next year's Christmas list

[daveake]

Wario's collection of used tissues

[Evil One]

First viewing of all Wario's forthcoming mimes.

[AndrewG]

First and last viewing of Wario's forthcoming mimes.

[daveake]

The forthcoming DVD of all of Wario's TV appearances:

"USA Has No Talent"

"American Should Be Idle"

"World's Strangest Animals"

"Discovery Channel: Neanderthal Gene Found In Modern Man"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A bottle opener.

I just won it in a cracker :shrug:

[howlerformeatloaf]

everything coming true to you on New Years Eve.

[Wario]

BIGGG BAGELLL

[melon]

King Kong

[BostonAngel]

A Meat Loaf tour of Austraila in 2011 and free meet & greet for all shows for Mel.

[melon]

A Meat Loaf tour of Austraila in 2011 and free meet & greet for all shows for Mel.

Oh mgosh thanks you! Lol, and free flights to come see the show for you too!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Meat Loaf curtains.

[AndrewG]

Meat Loaf branded shopping carrier bags.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A 6 month ban for Wario lol.

[AndrewG]

:twisted: A 6 month ban for Wario lol.

Thank you very much, much appreciated. :D

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A simple toggle option to hide all Wario posts and threads forever.

[AndyK]

Thank you very much, much appreciated. :D

-

A simple toggle option to hide all Wario posts and threads forever.

Everyone already has one of those, we can't double up on presents ;-)



An English accent

[allrevvedup]

an Irish accent

[AndyK]

A little green hat.

[samurai7]

some hair

[daveake]

A George Foreman grill

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A grilled George Foreman.

[AndrewG]

A George Foreman grilled on a £10 Tesco Value Grill.

[samurai7]

a slightly bigger Tesco grill, grilled on George Foreman, and served on a bed of impossible to sing Meat Loaf classics...

[daveake]

Four gorgeous girls

I mean grills

[samurai7]

three turtle divs

[daveake]

Nine laddies mincing

[AndyK]

A-Ha partridge in a pear tree

[daveake]

Eight mods a-milking

[AndyK]

Five Gold bans

[AndrewG]

Alan Partridge in a pear tree

[AndyK]

A-Ha partridge in a pear tree

Alan Partridge in a pear tree

The ability to scroll up and read to make sure that the joke hasn't already been made :))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A cat named Ludo.

[daveake]

RJ's Meat Loaf outfit.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: RJ's Meat Loaf outfit - unwashed :p