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You're in a record shop and still go through the Meat Loaf' section knowing full well you've got everything in it.
Whenever you tell your family you're going on a trip anywhere, for any reason, they accuse you of going to another Meat Loaf concert.
You're in a record shop and go through the 'Meat Loaf' section spreading the various copies of his albums out so that the section is larger.
How do you know???
When you realise that over a given period of time you've seen Meat and the band more than most relatives :?
daveake
08 Oct 2010, 13:19
You're in a record shop and still go through the Meat Loaf' section knowing full well you've got everything in it.
:-)
When your other half sees a "new" Meat Loaf CD online or in a shop and before he/she can tell you what it is, you say "got it".
When you find yourself quoting his songs every chance you get (even though your native language is NOT english and it confuses the hell outta people!)
Cherry.Loaf
08 Oct 2010, 14:00
When you go into HMV/Tesco etc and have to cover the number one album with Hang Cool Teddy Bear everytime you go into those shops
When you plan to get the words 'Hang Cool teddy Bear' as a tattoo
When your more excited about seeing Meat Loaf than turning 21 (even though the concert is 13 days after your Birthday)
Mr. Happy
08 Oct 2010, 14:04
When your parents buy you a framed picture of him for your birthday
>.>
<.<
:-)
When your other half sees a "new" Meat Loaf CD online or in a shop and before he/she can tell you what it is, you say "got it".
and when you follow up that statement with "got you one too"
You are only a true Meat Loaf fan if you give him a big kiss on the cheek. That way he'll never forget who you are. ;-)
When you name your dog Meat Loaf, then one day you get the chance to meet Meat Loaf(the human one) and the first thing you say to him is, " I named my dog after you".
Guess what he said? Is that Good or Bad?:-)
By the way Meat Loaf (the Dog) went to Doggie Heaven 9 years ago. He was a great mate. He loved his family and close friends dearly, but could sense an arsehole a mile away.:heart:
When you name your dog Meat Loaf, then one day you get the chance to meet Meat Loaf(the human one) and the first thing you say to him is, " I named my dog after you".
Guess what he said? Is that Good or Bad?:-)
Ah lads that made me laugh. :lmao:
When you get your brother to change his wedding date cos it clashed with a Meat concert;) LOL..
you know their is no difference between Bottom Line 1985 and Brixton Accademy 1985
you beat up your little brother for the TV when you know Meat's performing
know Meat in the 80's existed
you Can name 10 Meat Loaf songs
RadioMaster
08 Oct 2010, 16:52
You're in a record shop and still go through the Meat Loaf' section knowing full well you've got everything in it.
Whenever you tell your family you're going on a trip anywhere, for any reason, they accuse you of going to another Meat Loaf concert.
You're in a record shop and go through the 'Meat Loaf' section spreading the various copies of his albums out so that the section is larger.
How do you know???
when you have to steal thread ideas from the Springsteen board lol
When youre the only fan in your hometown and are nicknamed "meat loaf"
... when you wake up in a middle of a dream and the first thing that come in to your mind is a Meat Loaf Lyric
I have another one.
You are only a true fan if you get a Meat Loaf tattoo on your body.
when you decorate a wall of your home with picture records and tickets
If you dress, walk, and talk like Meat Loaf.
daveake
08 Oct 2010, 17:43
If you dress, walk, and talk like Meat Loaf.
No, that's the test for either being Meat Loaf or being a f*cking lunatic :nuts:
No, that's the test for either being Meat Loaf or being a f*cking lunatic :nuts:
But I know of a person who dresses, walks, and talks like Meat Loaf.
daveake
08 Oct 2010, 18:16
But I know of a person who dresses, walks, and talks like Meat Loaf.
See above :-)
When you realize you have one or two (or most) of the "conditions" already stated.
When you get 7 phone calls (from non-fans) to let you know Meat's on TV.
When you drive against your doctor's orders to go to a Meat Loaf show.
When your 10 year wedding anniversary is spent at a Meat Loaf concert (with your spouse of course).
When your list keeps going on and on.
When random meat loaf fans on facebook add you as a friend on facebook
You eat Meat Loaf with plenty of A1 steak sauce,for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day of the week and have Paradise by the Dashboard Light as a ringtone on your Gophone.:D
Cherry.Loaf
08 Oct 2010, 19:56
You eat Meat Loaf with plenty of A1 steak sauce,for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day of the week and have Paradise by the Dashboard Light as a ringtone on your Gophone.:D
If we had gophones over here I'd so have one! Przie fight lovers my ringtone and Bad for good is my alarm lol
daveake
08 Oct 2010, 20:03
When ... your first born's conception was aided not only by Paradise ringing out on the stereo, but also the failure of a Meat Loaf condom.
You eat Meat Loaf with plenty of A1 steak sauce,for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day of the week
OR when you don't eat Meat Loaf anymore because you just think it's wrong somehow.
when you can only listen to a live version of AFL or Paradise
allrevvedup
09 Oct 2010, 00:24
when you have been on this site for 7 years and still get shocked at some of the crazy threads and comments that are posted here
AndrewG
09 Oct 2010, 00:31
when you care too much and feel incredibly frustrated when the songs on his most recent album don't live up to the hype. ;-)
When you pick up Meat's chewing gum that he spitted out, and started eating it!!! :shock:
When you pick up Meat's chewing gum that he spitted out, and started eating it!!! :shock:
Has somebody actually done this?
Has somebody actually done this?
I did witness someone pick up the gum off the stage but he didn't chew it (that I saw). Meat humorously called him a sick f,uck. LMAO! Storytellers tour.
When you cry meeting him
When you spend a whole pay check buying tickets
When you spend hours buying Meat Loaf items from ebay
When you ban yourself from ebay for using it too much
When your car gets named "The Meat Loaf Mobile"
When a friend constantly calls asking if you have this movie, that movie, this movie again
When EVERYONE knows you like Meat Loaf
When you get upset about miniscule things like the space between Meat Loaf and who IACBTMN was orriginally ment for etc etc etc
Rage Against
09 Oct 2010, 05:15
When you find yourself joining a Meat Loaf forum with people named Pudding, Evil One and Sarge. ;)
Pudding
09 Oct 2010, 05:21
When you find yourself joining a Meat Loaf forum with people named Pudding, Evil One and Sarge. ;)
LMAO :lmao:
When you feel flattered because you're mentioned along with Evil One and Pudding. :))
Julie in the rv mirror
09 Oct 2010, 06:13
I did witness someone pick up the gum off the stage but he didn't chew it (that I saw). Meat humorously called him a sick f,uck. LMAO! Storytellers tour.
Sick, but somehow doesn't really surprise me. :lol:
Just like the stories I've heard about Springsteen fans licking Bruce's sweat off of their hands. :shock:
(And before you ask, NO I've never done it! I did think twice before I washed it, though. ;) :lol: )
When you feel flatered because you're mentioned along with Evil One, Pudding, or Sarge. :mrgreen:
Evil One
09 Oct 2010, 09:30
When you feel flatered because you're mentioned along with Evil One, Pudding, or Sarge. :mrgreen:
When you feel flattered because you're mentioned along with Evil One and Pudding. :))
When you find yourself joining a Meat Loaf forum with people named Pudding, Evil One and Sarge. ;)
What have I done now?! :-P
When you find yourself joining a Meat Loaf forum with people named Pudding, Evil One and Sarge. ;)
when you have been on this site for 7 years and still get shocked at some of the crazy threads and comments that are posted here
When you find yourself running said site and forum. :bleh:
When you create a thread on a Meat Laof forum that's titled "you know you're a Meat Loaf fan when ... "
Elijah's way
09 Oct 2010, 12:36
when you have every album he has put out "even the Compilation albums" and The Very Best Of album.:lol:
When you spend several years trying to find a vinyl copy of CHSIB.
When you don't need to look for a vinyl copy of CHSIB anymore.
RadioMaster
09 Oct 2010, 13:10
When you don't need to look for a vinyl copy of CHSIB anymore.
CHSIB! :))
(when you use the acronym CHSIB and expect people to understand what you mean)
When that record was the only thing you were still hunting for and you don't know what else to look for once you have it.
Monstro
09 Oct 2010, 13:13
When you don't need to look for a vinyl copy of CHSIB anymore.
or a certain single lol
Forgot to add: When you are surprised by the very low price of that record. :))
When you fly half way around the world just to meet him and go to his concerts.
Carole
When you call your twin son's Meat and the other Loaf.:-)
:yikes:
When you're still here in spite of all that madness. ;)
When you honestly believe Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman will get together and make a new BOOH album.:pray:
When you get in the car and your kids are requesting a Meat Loaf song by the track number on the CD.
when you get a speeding ticket and blame your hubby for the ticket cause he took your Meat Loaf CD out affecting the karma of the car...
when you join a forum and know you are not the only one who loves Meat as much as you do
Elijah's way
09 Oct 2010, 22:54
when you know the name's of his band members
When everybody keeps asking me when the next concert is :lol:
If you jump up on the stage during a concert and give him a big hug, and shout into the microphone.....MEAT LOAF ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
When it's the smallest reminder of Meat that makes you happy. Like this:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/HW2010.jpg
But probably not the only one to ever do it.
When you know what IKYIYDCB means....
When your inbox is full 90% of the time
When you question your sexuality and you play Burning Down
When you're still here in spite of all that madness.
When you come back after a month hiatus because of Wario.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif
When you question your sexuality
I better not ask... :shock: :lawl:
RadioMaster
10 Oct 2010, 09:24
when you used to look like this:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/in action.jpg
When your boss tells you that the holiday you've taken to go to concerts will be canceled and you seriously consider to quit your job. (Fortunately this forum has cured me from such crazy ideas by now.)
if you are nervous whether meat comes to Germany next year or not
.. when you a member of the "pant-legger"-fraction on the "One for the girls"-thread ;) ...
.. when you a member of the "pant-legger"-fraction on the "One for the girls"-thread ;) ...
:lmao:
wolfy35
10 Oct 2010, 20:41
[QUOTE=GDW;524472]When you name your dog Meat Loaf, then one day you get the chance to meet Meat Loaf(the human one) and the first thing you say to him is, " I named my dog after you".
Guess what he said? Is that Good or Bad?:-)
QUOTE]
I dont have a Dog named after Meat But I do have 2 Cockatiels called Meat & Jim plus several rats bearing the name of current & past members of the NLE
BTW
You know you are a Meat Loaf fan when you can't remember close family members birthdays but you can remember the date of release of Meat's albums, the chart positions they reached and the lyrics of every song on them
When You start making videos like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCuLBzR7po
When your vcr is on the fritz and you can't record a late night meatie appearance, but you leave the tv on hoping when Meat starts to sing you'll wake up... and you do ~ I HEAR MY CHIEFIE'S VOICE... lol ...
If you throws you his bottle of water from the stage. :-P
If you throws you his bottle of water from the stage. :-P
I confused.
When an ex-coworker calls to say he thought of you when he read Meat's name under Celebrity Birthdays in the morning newspaper ... :D ...
RadioMaster
10 Oct 2010, 22:05
when you work at a radiostation and every time a meat loaf song gets played your name is mentioned by the presenter!
When you spend cruicial work time on MLUK.... :bleh:
When the day after the All Star Game at which Meat sang the National Anthem, a non-meatie co-worker comes up to you and says, "Your boy done good !" ... :D ...
RoknRollJesus
11 Oct 2010, 16:16
...all of the above (and whatever comes after). :lol:
The Flying Mouse
11 Oct 2010, 19:03
:twisted: When a random stranger walks up to you on the street and asks you what Meat Loaf's real name is :wtf:
LOL....
You know when you are a Meat Loaf fan when you go to his concert with 30 clips still in from major abdominal surgery ! Then lie about where you have been !
That was an experience and a half !
Cherry.Loaf
11 Oct 2010, 20:43
When you name your guitars after members of the NLE (mine are called Patti and Randy Flowers)
The first time you watch RHPS you cry/are very shocked
The first time you watch RHPS you cry/are very shocked
You cry watching any movie that Meat's character dies in!
You cry watching any movie that Meat's character dies in!
Even Formula 51?
Even Formula 51?
Of course, look at the title of the thread!!!
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