If you were to be peed on by an animal, which animal would you prefer?

[Wario]

Me? an Orangutan. Would be an interesting experience.

[GDW]

All of the above.A real downpour.:shock:

[Cristina]

Do they pay you for these polls? ;)

[Evil One]

What the ~~~~ing hell is this? :shock:

[RadioMaster]

believe me, we would pay him to STOP, but there's just no way to shut him up. :bleh:

[Sarge]

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

[Wario]

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

Someone said that exact same thing in my ever famous animal for president poll last year.

[AndyK]

I look on it as a charitable deed by mlukfc ... If he's causing chaos with his polls on here, at least he's not causing chaos (and potentially real harm to real people) out in the real world ...

[Cristina]

:D

[daveake]

there's just no way to shut him up. :bleh:

Indeed. Wario is to mlukfc what the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico is to BP. You could try burying him under a ton of rubbish but he'll still keep on spewing ...

:twisted:

[AndrewG]

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

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[Sarge]

That explains it all. :lawl:

[Evil One]

At least all the animals have the correct spelling this time so it's a step in the right direction. Not too sure about sandwhich though! :twisted:

[melon]

I would be aiming NOT to get peed on :yep:

[RadioMaster]

I would be aiming NOT to get peed on :yep:

no offence, but in that case you'd better leave the aiming to the animal!

[Wario]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/brain1.jpg

:cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Nobody voted for Mouse so i'll put that ice cold 6 pack back in the fridge.

Good job all round methinks :bleh:

[RadioMaster]

why did nearly half the people vote for 'something furry'? :bleh:

[carole]

Well this is a rather revolting topic. It wasn't by choice, but I was pissed on by a tiger at Mogo Zoo once, and it wasn't very pleasant!!!!!!! And my friends husband thought it was the funniest thing ever and hasn't let me forget it!!!!

Carole

[Sue K]

Well this is a rather revolting topic. It wasn't by choice, but I was pissed on by a tiger at Mogo Zoo once, and it wasn't very pleasant!!!!!!! And my friends husband thought it was the funniest thing ever and hasn't let me forget it!!!!

Carole

better to have the tiger pissing ON ya than pissed AT ya !! ... lol ... i never knew ! ... ta for the share, luvvie ! ... xo...

i've seen mouse pee... eww... TAKE OFFENSE IF YOU MUST MOUSIE ... but it seems to me they must just run along... peein' and pooin' at the same time... CONstantly ... and it stinks ... ummm... i've been POOed on by birds a couple times... and i'm not even a statue !!! ... and i had no better luck after... and i saw on Friends.. that HUMAN pee takes the pain out a jellyfish sting ...

pee/ poo ... i really prefer fart jokes... got any ? ... hehe ...

[Sue K]

OH and i voted sandwich ... that would be like... having some nice sweet pickles on it... piddling out onto your hand... yummeee ... :D ...

[Cristina]

this topic has taken a twist to some kind of zoological culture about animals' piss.... embarassingly interesting :p

[Sarge]

Education à la WarioLoaf. :))

[daveake]

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Very good :-)

I see you've been kind and left off the scale :-)

[duke knooby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo

the inspiration for garden water features? :twisted:

[Sue K]

this topic has taken a twist to some kind of zoological culture about animals' piss.... embarassingly interesting :p

hey ... no worries ... afterall ... it's only nature ...



Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

Romantic sponges they say do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shadroe

In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's have a pee ...

with apologies to Cole Porter and family ...

[Vickip]

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:lmao:

[Wario]

Something furry has indeed won.

[Sue K]

Something furry has indeed won.

Thanks for the update, WarieLoaf ! I find it appropriate for this poll, at least, you reside in "yellow town" ... lol ... Thanks for the laughs !

[BostonAngel]

believe me, we would pay him to STOP, but there's just no way to shut him up. :bleh:

Ban him from the site all together and that would stop his nonense! No one would ever dare do that though

[duke knooby]

Ban him from the site all together and that would stop his nonense!

it didn't last time he was banned lol

[BostonAngel]

it didn't last time he was banned lol

Oh well, hope does spring eternal. LOL

Not that I want any animal to pee on me, however, I did have a cat do that once. I was with my mom & she was driving her cat to the vet. The cat escaped from the carrier, stood on my leg and proceeded to pee on me - YUCK!

[Sue K]

Oh well, hope does spring eternal. LOL

Not that I want any animal to pee on me, however, I did have a cat do that once. I was with my mom & she was driving her cat to the vet. The cat escaped from the carrier, stood on my leg and proceeded to pee on me - YUCK!

Oh, gawd. Worse than skunk, imo. I probably think that because I smell cat pish on my porch all the time, but never the aroma of a skunk encounter, thank Loaf for wee blessings... lol ... There are cats on the loose in my 'hood and I think my trash can is a gathering pish place for them... UGH !

[Battybarb]

OMG ...are you sure about this one ...lol