When you care to send the very best...

[MBrevard]

Hallmark Cards
Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:

I always wanted
To have someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After meeting you...

(inside card)
I changed my mind.

8O

I must admit,
You brought religion into my life ...

(inside card)
I never believed in Hell
Until I met you.

8O

As the days go by,
I think how lucky I am ...

(inside card)
That you're not here
To ruin it for me.

8O

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...

(inside card)
Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.

8O

Someday I hope to marry ...

(inside card)
Someone other than you.

8O

Happy birthday!
You look great for your age ...

(inside card)
Almost life-like!

8O

When we were together,
You said you'd die for me.. .

(inside card)
Now we've broken up,
I think it's time
To keep your promise.

8O

We've been friends for a very long time ...

(inside card)
What do you say we stop?

8O

I'm so miserable without you ...

(inside card)
It's almost like you're still here.

8O

You are such a good friend
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket ...

(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.

8O

Looking back over the years
We've been together,
I can't help but wonder ...

(inside card)
WHAT WAS I THINKING??!!

:lmao:

Have a great day! :wink:
Love,
MB
xxx

[mariella]

Thank you, MB.

This is GREAT fun :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope you have a great day too!

Love,

Mariella

Only 16! more days to go!!! :bunny:

[sherrie87]

Love it MB! I have an ex-boyfriend who would be the perfect candidate for several of these cards!


Sherrie

[Jen]

Great MB :D

Reminds me of the card I got my Dad last year, it was something like...

Don't you hate getting cards that make fun of your age...

(and inside)
... happy birthday fat a**e!

:twisted: :lol:

[Testify]

u lot are :evil: !!! hehe

good tho!

[MBrevard]

Hi, guys!

Sherrie, I can think of a few people I would have sent these to, as well, if I had only had them at the time!! :roll:

I'm trying to figure out what the artwork would be like for some of them! :wink:

Hey, Jen! I've been getting those kinds of cards for quite a while now--well, maybe not THAT specific! But still... :mrgreen:

Ah well....good to start the day with a laugh...or END one for that matter.

Love you all,
MB
xxx

[Asha]

Nice stuff MB,

You give me inspiration.....
actually know one person I'd send such a card to, but I'd make it even MORE specific, I think. And knowing him, he would actually like it.....

MMh, when I think on it, why bother sending him a card, if it's gonna make him smile.......Made up my mind....I won't :twisted:

making me laugh though MB, great stuff

Asha

[MBrevard]

Hi, Asha! I can think of someone I'd LOVE to send one of these to RIGHT NOW!! But you know, instead of liking it, I don't think they'd understand it! 8O

What's the fun in THAT???!!!!! :twisted:

Thanks, Asha! Good to talk with you!

Love,
MB
xxx

[Asha]

No fun in that at all, It would be fun if they knew that they were on the wrong end of the stick, so to speak.

Nice speaking to you to MB
Asha

[Testify]

i can think of a few ppl to send em to, hmmmmmm :twisted: