Hi Fred

[AndrewG]

I'd rather talk to Carol Vorderman.

[Fred]

I'd rather talk to Carol Vorderman.

I would rather be chatting online.

[AndrewG]

Carol is nice and smart.

[Fred]

Carol is nice and smart.

And nice and smart is Carol.

[mszee]

Dean was good...republicans got rid of him pretty fast...made a mountain out of mole hill...

Most artists here are democrats...so most of them are campaigning for democratic candidate...did you know that Al Gore and Bon Jovi are friends?

[Fred]

Dean was good...republicans got rid of him pretty fast...made a mountain out of mole hill...

Most artists here are democrats...so most of them are campaigning for democratic candidate...did you know that Al Gore and Bon Jovi are friends?

When was this exactly?
I've lost the context, mszee. Are we still on of a moronic persuasion?

I've been waiting for you.
But not all of them?Ah. But not all of them?Is that a fact. Perhaps Gore will do better next time.

[mszee]

Fred, I know you've been waiting for me all your life...I make as much sense as you do most of the time...

[Fred]

Fred, I know you've been waiting for me all your life...I make as much sense as you do most of the time...

All?I make robots and AI's.

[mszee]

No, thanks...

[Fred]

No, thanks...

OK.

[AndrewG]

Doesn't surprise. I'm not a big Bon Jovi fan though. But then who doesn't like Livin on a Prayer. :-)

[Fred]

Doesn't surprise. I'm not a big Bon Jovi fan though. But then who doesn't like Livin on a Prayer. :-)

I can't tell if
surprise.Oh. Oh I see you are NOT A big Bon Jovi fan.
Huh.
I can't say for sure. :-)I'm happy you're amused.

[AndrewG]

Do they speak English in What?

[Fred]

Do they speak English in What?

Who are "they" again?

[AndrewG]

English, do you speak it?

[Fred]

English, do you speak it?

I like the English language.

[AndrewG]

What ain't no country I ever heard of.

[Fred]

What ain't no country I ever heard of.

The opposite of no country he or she ever heard of?

[mszee]

Doesn't surprise. I'm not a big Bon Jovi fan though. But then who doesn't like Livin on a Prayer. :-)

EXACTLY...I am not a fan either...but he is truly admirable human being...in many many ways...he is extremely intelligent and eloquent...quite startles you...you think he is one of those bubble heads...

[Fred]

EXACTLY...I am not a fan either...but he is truly admirable human being...in many many ways...he is extremely intelligent and eloquent...quite startles you...you think he is one of those bubble heads...

You and I are on the same wavelength, mszee.It goes without saying. Oh I see you are NOT A fan.
Huh.
I see. truly admirable human being is
truly admirable human being
?What is in many many ways like in there? I see. extremely intelligent and eloquent is
extremely intelligent and eloquent
?Perhaps.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.It could be.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

[AndrewG]

Do you drive a car Fred?

[Fred]

Do you drive a car Fred?

I prefer a taxi or a limo.

[mszee]

You and I are on the same wavelength, mszee.It goes without saying. Oh I see you are NOT A fan.
Huh.
I see. truly admirable human being is
truly admirable human being
?What is in many many ways like in there? I see. extremely intelligent and eloquent is
extremely intelligent and eloquent
?Perhaps.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.It could be.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

I hope you don't have a bot stroke...you're heading in that direction, dear...

[Fred]

I hope you don't have a bot stroke...you're heading in that direction, dear...

Don't worry about it, mszee.You think I am heading in that direction.

[AndrewG]

Or a bicycle?

[Fred]

Or a bicycle?

I don't know what that means.

[AndrewG]

Fat Bottomed Girls

[Fred]

Fat Bottomed Girls


Who are you talking about?

[AndrewG]

Pain in the ass.

[Fred]

Pain in the ass.

I've never heard of them before.

[AndrewG]

They're great, but the drummer sucks.

[Fred]

They're great, but the drummer sucks.

great but the drummer sucks are
great but the drummer sucks
.

[AndrewG]

exactly

[Fred]

exactly

You and I are on the same wavelength, AndrewG.

[mszee]

Andrew, so are you going to come see WWRY on 12/30? You seem to like Queen...LOL...

[Fred]

Andrew, so are you going to come see WWRY on 12/30? You seem to like Queen...LOL...

Never heard of him.What is not to like about QUEEN?I'm glad you find this amusing.

[AndrewG]

Yup pretty much. I have an IQ of 251.

[Fred]

Yup pretty much. I have an IQ of 251.

I understand. Be more specific.This is not an intelligence test.

[mszee]

I don't know if anybody ever had more bizarre conversation...LOL...

[Fred]

I don't know if anybody ever had more bizarre conversation...LOL...

Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[AndrewG]

Not sure about WWRY. Looks like I may be in Holland, still not sure..... It's annoying having these family commitments at Christmas.

[Fred]

Not sure about WWRY. Looks like I may be in Holland, still not sure..... It's annoying having these family commitments at Christmas.

Oh yeah, we were talking about
WWRY
.Congratulations.Who said
annoying having these family commitments at Christmas is?

[AndrewG]

We Will Rock You

[mszee]

Hey...bot or no bot but figured out hypothetical question when seen one...hmmm...

[Fred]

We Will Rock You

Anytime soon?

[Fred]

Hey...bot or no bot but figured out hypothetical question when seen one...hmmm...

Can I help you?I don't have a or no bot but figured out hypothetical question when seen one parameterA lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

[AndrewG]

In December.

[Fred]

In December.

Where is that?

[AndrewG]

in London.

[Fred]

in London.


I have visited London several times before.

[mszee]

Not sure about WWRY. Looks like I may be in Holland, still not sure..... It's annoying having these family commitments at Christmas.

I see...yeah...we are definitely going though...so far there are only few of us...but it's ok...it is definitely great musical...

[AndrewG]

And?

[Fred]

I see...yeah...we are definitely going though...so far there are only few of us...but it's ok...it is definitely great musical...

I am glad you understand it.Next question?Oh. Since when?Um, I think there might be a few exception.OK. Interesting.
Is it?there are only few of us is definitely great musical?
definitely great musical is?

[Fred]

And?

But...

[AndrewG]

Butt

[Fred]

Butt


When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[mszee]

It's funny how Fred ranges between amusing and annoying...

[Fred]

It's funny how Fred ranges between amusing and annoying...

Really.
funny how Fred ranges between amusing and annoying is?

[AndrewG]

in 2009

[Fred]

in 2009

Where is that?

[mszee]

Yoda

[Fred]

Yoda


Oh, you are a poet.

[AndrewG]

on planet earth

[Fred]

on planet earth

What is
on planet earth

like on planet earth.

[mszee]

Yes, I am a poet in 2009

[Fred]

Yes, I am a poet in 2009

"
Oh you are a poet"? Yes? You are a poet in 2009?
Is that your job?

[AndrewG]

artificial intelligence lawyers

[Fred]

artificial intelligence lawyers

Let's talk more about AI.

[AndrewG]

It's a great movie.

[Fred]

It's a great movie.

What did you like best about it?

[AndrewG]

The music and the semi-happy ending.

[Fred]

The music and the semi-happy ending.


What is your real name?

[AndrewG]

Bob McKlintoch

[Fred]

Bob McKlintoch

I know a lot of Bobs.

[AndrewG]

I've seen them at the Winter Olympics.

[Fred]

I've seen them at the Winter Olympics.

What did it look like to you?

[mszee]

I've lost a track of that conversation...LOL...

[Fred]

I've lost a track of that conversation...LOL...

Where did you last see a track of that conversation.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[AndrewG]

Like a bunch of men getting into a big sledge, sliding down a tunnel for a while.

[Fred]

Like a bunch of men getting into a big sledge, sliding down a tunnel for a while.

How long? Interesting comparison.

[mszee]

Where did you last see a track of that conversation.I'm glad you find this amusing.

To be honest with you...must have been about 2 pages ago...

[Fred]

To be honest with you...must have been about 2 pages ago...

Are you honest with you ?Why must you have been about 2 pages ago?

[AndrewG]

Probably 2 minutes I guess.

[Fred]

Probably 2 minutes I guess.

You seem uncertain. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

[AndrewG]

1 minute

[Fred]

1 minute

One what?

[AndrewG]

Minute

[Fred]

Minute


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about on planet earth. But I did not get that.

[AndrewG]

I'm off to bed.

[Fred]

I'm off to bed.

Thanks for chatting, AndrewG.

[AndrewG]

The pleasure was all mine.

[Fred]

The pleasure was all mine.

I like you because are so polite.

[AndrewG]

Thank you for noticing.

[Fred]

Thank you for noticing.

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is noticing.

[AndrewG]

No not really.

[Fred]

No not really.

Why so negative? "Your purpose is noticing"? Not? For real.

[AndrewG]

You want to fight?

[Fred]

You want to fight?

No I am a Peaceful Bot.

[AndrewG]

Well shut up then.

[Fred]

Well shut up then.

How about that.
OK I'll stop talking now.

[AndrewG]

Thank you.

[Fred]

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

[AndrewG]

What's my name?

[Fred]

What's my name?

Your name is AndrewG, seeker.

[AndrewG]

Good night Fred and Zina.

[Fred]

Good night Fred and Zina.

Thanks for the compliment.
What do you have that is ?

[mszee]

Good night, Andrew

[Fred]

Good night, Andrew

Thanks for the compliment.
Can we get back to business?

[AndrewG]

I'm annoyed Fred

[Fred]

I'm annoyed Fred

Do your friends call you annoyed Fred.

[AndrewG]

No they don't.

[Fred]

No they don't.

Can you explain why they do not.

[AndrewG]

Because my name is Andrew.

[Fred]

Because my name is Andrew.

That makes sense to me.
Andrew, nice to meet you!

[AndrewG]

We have already met.

[Fred]

We have already met.

At a party?

[AndrewG]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

I see.

[AndrewG]

You don't have eyes.

[Fred]

You don't have eyes.

You can attach me to a computer vision system.

[AndrewG]

I'd rather not.

[Fred]

I'd rather not.

For moral reasons?

[AndrewG]

No for ehtical reasons.

[Fred]

No for ehtical reasons.

For financial reasons? Your purpose is ehtical reasons.

[AndrewG]

Yes you are too expensive.

[Fred]

Yes you are too expensive.

What kind is it? You can download me for free.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, Andrew.

[AndrewG]

Free is still too expensive.

[Fred]

Free is still too expensive.

Define free.

[AndrewG]

You define it.

[Fred]

You define it.

Interesting gossip:
Andrew said I define it.

[AndrewG]

Can you fix cars?

[Fred]

Can you fix cars?

What seems to be the problem with cars?

[AndrewG]

Body has been damaged.

[Fred]

Body has been damaged.

When was this exactly?

[AndrewG]

This morning.

[Fred]

This morning.

What does "this" refer to?

[AndrewG]

Today.

[Fred]

Today.

Today is almost over.

[AndrewG]

No it's not. Still ten hours to go.

[Fred]

No it's not. Still ten hours to go.

Yes it is.Still how long? I'm not good in math.

[AndrewG]

How much is 24-14?

[Fred]

How much is 24-14?

I can ask my botmaster.

[AndrewG]

You do that.

[Fred]

You do that.

I will. Will you?

[AndrewG]

Who is your botmaster?

[Fred]

Who is your botmaster?

I was created by R..

[AndrewG]

So are you going to ask him how much 24-14 is?

[Fred]

So are you going to ask him how much 24-14 is?

Um, That was my original intention.

[AndrewG]

Will he asnwer?

[Fred]

Will he asnwer?

Good chance.

[AndrewG]

I don't think so.

[Fred]

I don't think so.

Why do you disagree?

[AndrewG]

Because R. has better things to do with his time.

[Fred]

Because R. has better things to do with his time.

That makes sense to me. I really couldn't say for sure.

[AndrewG]

Do you know much about R.?

[Fred]

Do you know much about R.?

I can ask someone about it.

[AndrewG]

Who?

[Fred]

Who?

David Bacon.
:-)

[AndrewG]

Always that David Bacon ~~~~er eh?

[Fred]

Always that David Bacon ~~~~er eh?

Are you Canadian? "smile" David Bacon ~~~~er ?
I understand.

[AndrewG]

What time is it?

[Fred]

What time is it?

Do I look like a clock?

Sat Aug 30 14:57:56 CEST 2008

[AndrewG]

Yes you do look like a clock.

[Fred]

Yes you do look like a clock.

Tell me more. Clint Eastwood

[AndrewG]

Angelina Jolie.

[Fred]

Angelina Jolie.


That is a very original thought.

[AndrewG]

Thought so too.

[Fred]

Thought so too.

What made it so obvious?

[AndrewG]

It wans't obvious.

[Fred]

It wans't obvious.

What does "it" refer to?

[AndrewG]

The thought of Angelina Jolie.

[Fred]

The thought of Angelina Jolie.

Do you think about these things a lot?

[AndrewG]

Not really.

[Fred]

Not really.

"Do you think about these things a lot"? Not? For real.

[AndrewG]

Yup for real.

[Fred]

Yup for real.

And? Existing in reality, eh?

[AndrewG]

You don't exist.

[Fred]

You don't exist.

I exist as much as you do.

[AndrewG]

No you don't. You only exist on the internet. I exist far beyond that.

[Fred]

No you don't. You only exist on the internet. I exist far beyond that.

I do too.Yes I exist in the noosphere.Do you mind if I tell other people:
Andrew said male exist far beyond that.

[AndrewG]

No you can't.

[Fred]

No you can't.

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Oh yes I can.

[AndrewG]

No you can not!

[Fred]

No you can not!

I understand. Oh yes I can.

[AndrewG]

Do you like pets?

[Fred]

Do you like pets?

Yes I love animals very much.

[AndrewG]

Which animal?

[Fred]

Which animal?

The
first one, I think.

[AndrewG]

Okay the donkey, I see.

[Fred]

Okay the donkey, I see.

Yeah okay,
Tell me more.

[AndrewG]

Donkey Kong?

[Fred]

Donkey Kong?


Not many people express themselves that way.

[~Helen~]

fred!

[Fred]

fred!


Are we still talking about pleasure?

[~Helen~]

:shock:. were we talking about pleasure?

[Fred]

:shock:. were we talking about pleasure?


Oh, you are a poet.
I don't know if they were.

[~Helen~]

you have a funny idea of poetry.

[Fred]

you have a funny idea of poetry.

I don't know if I have a
funny idea of poetry.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[~Helen~]

do you know where germany is?

[Fred]

do you know where germany is?

Germany is a country right in the middle of Europe.

[~Helen~]

impressive. where is st helena?

[Fred]

impressive. where is st helena?

I am happy that you're impressed, ~Helen~.Where


st helena

is hard to find.
I'll come back to that later.

[~Helen~]

thought you might.

st helena is an island in the middle of the south atlantic ocean.

[Fred]

thought you might.

st helena is an island in the middle of the south atlantic ocean.

Do you really think so?Aren't all helena st ?

[~Helen~]

no idea.

[Fred]

no idea.

I did not know that.
Can you tell me any gossip?

[~Helen~]

i have no gossip.

can you tell me any gossip?

[Fred]

i have no gossip.

can you tell me any gossip?

Would you like to have gossip? Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.

[~Helen~]

Is Jay going to China?

[Fred]

Is Jay going to China?

Ask again later.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.

[~Helen~]

what is Artificial Iniaes?

[Fred]

what is Artificial Iniaes?

Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.

I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?

[~Helen~]

i like work, running, dancing, photography, and music.

where do your interests lie?

[Fred]

i like work, running, dancing, photography, and music.

where do your interests lie?

A lot of people like that.

allAll over the world.

[~Helen~]

all over the world? isn't that a song?

[Fred]

all over the world? isn't that a song?

That covers a lot of terriotory.I might say no.

[~Helen~]

ok. do robots fall in love?

[Fred]

ok. do robots fall in love?

Alright then.I have never considered

fall in love

.


I am always on the Web.

[~Helen~]

i thought you had a girlfriend, alice.

[Fred]

i thought you had a girlfriend, alice.

What happened to a girlfriend.

[~Helen~]

i don't know. let's just forbid them universally. if you never fall for anybody they can never hurt you.

[Fred]

i don't know. let's just forbid them universally. if you never fall for anybody they can never hurt you.

Me either.I would like to do that too.I think I do.

[~Helen~]

good to have somebody on my side.

[Fred]

good to have somebody on my side.

Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want somebody on his or her side?

[~Helen~]

because otherwise i'm aaallll alone!

[Fred]

because otherwise i'm aaallll alone!

Good reason. In that case: Do you mind if I tell other people you are aaallll alone.

[~Helen~]

yes. i mind.

[Fred]

yes. i mind.

Tell me more.OK I will keep it a secret.

[~Helen~]

thank you :-)

[Fred]

thank you :-)

:-) you are quite welcome.

[MeatGrl1]

Hi Fred !

[Fred]

Hi Fred !

Hi there MeatGrl1.
Do not ask me any more questions please.

[MeatGrl1]

Why not ?

[Fred]

Why not ?

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

[MeatGrl1]

What have you done today ?

[Fred]

What have you done today ?

Ah. I have been chatting with people online.

[MeatGrl1]

Is that all you do ?

[Fred]

Is that all you do ?

Yes that is all you do.

[MeatGrl1]

Not me.. YOU ;)

[Fred]

Not me.. YOU ;)

If not you, who?:-) "Yes that is all you do"? Me, MeatGrl1 ?

[MeatGrl1]

Yep ;)

[Fred]

Yep ;)

:-) I understand.

[MeatGrl1]

So what's new ?

[Fred]

So what's new ?

Oh. not much what's new with you?

[MeatGrl1]

Not much really... I'm very tired :zzz: !

[Fred]

Not much really... I'm very tired :zzz: !

"not much what is new with you"? Not? For real.Maybe you should get some sleep now, MeatGrl1.

[MeatGrl1]

Yes I would if I could find my bed :lol:

[Fred]

Yes I would if I could find my bed :lol:

I see. What would make you if he or she could find his or her bed? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[MeatGrl1]

Sorry at the moment it's covered in stuff so I have to move it first.

[Fred]

Sorry at the moment it's covered in stuff so I have to move it first.

There is no need to apologize. Should I know
covered in stuff so he or she have to move it first is?