The official speak like Father Jack thread.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thought about it, and decided that every forum really should have a Father Jack containment unit :yep:

Just to keep all "Jack-isms" in one place.

This is ours.




What the feck is Father Jack?

Father Jack Hackett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Jack_Hackett)



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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: FECK
ARSE
GIRLS

[duke knooby]

FECK

[Betty]

DRINK

Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!

[samurai7]

that would be an ecumenical matter.

[daveake]

YOU! YOU! YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: GOBSHITE!

[daveake]

FECK OFF, CUP!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: See, these cows are small, the ones out there are far away.Small, far away. (Ted)

[daveake]

:twisted: See, these cows are small, the ones out there are far away.Small, far away. (Ted)

And just beyond those cows there's a mod risking infraction points for posting off-topic :lol:

Maybe your next quote should be "I'm sooooo, sooooo, soooo sorry!"? :twisted:

Dave

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OI BATTERED HIM :mrgreen:

[Battybarb]

OH FECK....

[Lord Kagan]

i really really should stay out of this thread....

[Betty]

i really really should stay out of this thread....

Nooooooo :mrgreen:

I like cake!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:ARNOLD, WHO'S ARNOLD?

[daveake]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/eyechart.gif

[Lord Kagan]

:twisted:ARNOLD, WHO'S ARNOLD?

tut tut neil its ARLARD, WHOS ARLARD???!?!

[duke knooby]

Drink!

[Lord Kagan]

oh wow were on a plane

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: HAIRY JAPANESE B^$T^RD$.

[Battybarb]

DRINK...BRANDY....BRANDY...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: i'm Elvis.

[Lord Kagan]

no father, thats the problem, were all elvis

[Battybarb]

...OH go on go on go on.....

[duke knooby]

Drink!

[Battybarb]

Oh feck oh feck oh feck...drink..drink..

[belladonna-took]

feck feck feckitty feck. drink.

[duke knooby]

ARSE!

[duke knooby]

that would be an ecumenical matter

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: FECK!

[wolfy35]

I love my brick

[Battybarb]

FECK..FECK....FECK....

[SamCat]

I wont be able to relax til the only rabbit left is the one sitting in your head working the controls!!

[Lord Kagan]

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY PROPER TITLE, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS

[Lord Kagan]

Crilley come here to me.... I HATE you....
But theres no toilet in here....
Ill rip of yer AAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMMSSSS....
Can I use my laptop computer....
I think i should have the parachute cause im great... In fact i think i should have both incase one doesnt work...... OOOOOOOOH not a popular one there

ive resisted this thread too long

[The Flying Mouse]

ive resisted this thread too long

:twisted: Welcome to the dark side :mrgreen:
Please ensure that your seat is in an upright yet comfortable position, you might be here some time :devil:



HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION?

[Battybarb]

Oh feck feck..what a gobshite....

[Lord Kagan]

its only number 1 your grace.... I DONT WANT TO KNOW....
BUT THERES NO TOILET IN HERE...

[Battybarb]

feck it

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: DRINK, CAR, DRIVE, TRUCK.TWO TRUCKS.

[Lord Kagan]

ill stick this effin pitchfork up your hole... oh that was another one
ya bollocks
get your bollocks out of my face
ride me sideways, was another one

[Battybarb]

feck it feck it feck it......

[MeatGrl1]

Michael and Meat in London the same day... OWCH !

[Monstro]

Michael and Meat in London the same day... OWCH !

Feck Michael...feck Meat...WHISKEY (LOL)

[The Flying Mouse]

Michael and Meat in London the same day... OWCH !

:twisted: I'll have to check all the episodes again to be sure, but i'm almost sure that that is not a quote from Father Ted :wtf: :lol:


Still, feck it :shrug:

[Lord Kagan]

ARSEBISCUITS!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

[Battybarb]

Tea...Feck !!

[Lord Kagan]

By the way i got the keys to your car and i drove it into a big wall, and if you dont like it TOUGH, I HAD MY FUN AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!

[Battybarb]

NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: These cows are small, those cows are far away.
Small.
Far away.

[Lord Kagan]

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!

[Battybarb]

I love my brick.....

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: YES.

[Battybarb]

I hate my brick ... feck it

[Lord Kagan]

I hate my brick ... feck it

noooooooooooooo, its

AAAAAAAH FECK IT, FED UP WITH BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!

[Battybarb]

Oh go on ..go on ..go on..go on....

[Lord Kagan]

:p

PAIR OF FECKING WOMENS KNICKERS!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: NAN?

NUN?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Lord Kagan]

sister assumpta... ted says you were touching him!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There's a lot of hairy babies around here, and I think Pat Mustard is the hairy baby maker :bleh:

[Battybarb]

FECK IT ....FECK....................

[wolfy35]

Dont call me Len you little b*****d im a bishop

[Battybarb]

MORE water

[Dick]

Feckin burds again!

[Battybarb]

OH MY ..GOD....

[Lord Kagan]

you wouldnt be advocating the use of artifical contraception there now would ya father?

[Battybarb]

FECK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Kagan]

i hear its the biggest lingerie section in ireland father... i read that.....eh... somewhere...

[Lord Kagan]

OH LOOK WHAT I REALLY WROTE!! *shows sign saying i really like gary*

[The Flying Mouse]

OH LOOK WHAT I REALLY WROTE!! *shows sign saying i really like gary*


:twisted: You mean Tony? :wink:


I'M HENRY SELLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Kagan]

testing you neil :p

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MADE THE BBC!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is it, London? :p

[Lord Kagan]

GO ON.................................. *looks at book*........................... MY SON!!

[Lord Kagan]

ya bollocks.... get your bollocks outta my face

[duke knooby]

ya bollocks.... get your bollocks outta my face

(not the first time you've said that)

[Lord Kagan]

ride me sideways was another one....