I have never ...

[AndyK]

Inspired by the boys on Top Gear on BBC Three at the moment ...

What have you never done that would imagine most people have done?


I have never broken a bone.

[LucyK!]

Smoked

[SW31]

drove a car by myself

[mszee]

Killed anyone...yeah, it was a tough one...

[RadioMaster]

all of the above lol

[mszee]

Climbed Mount Everest

[RadioMaster]

What have you never done that would imagine most people have done?


Killed anyone...yeah, it was a tough one...

Climbed Mount Everest

you have a pretty strange picture of what people usually do... lol

[mszee]

you have a pretty strange picture of what people usually do... lol

Cause what most people do I already been there and done that...so for me it's tough...

[Monstro]

Flown in a passenger aeroplane

[mszee]

Oh here is one...flown in the helicopter!

[AndyK]

I have never smoked a pipe.

[Monstro]

I've never paid a water bill

[mszee]

Flown in a passenger aeroplane

So might as well start with transatlantic flight...

[RadioMaster]

i have never worked for money

[Monstro]

i have never worked for money

I've never been less surprised lol

[angelica]

i have never eaten sushi!

[LucyK!]

I have never seen a James Bond film from start to finish

[AndyK]

I have never used a tampon.

[duke knooby]

i have never... when walking home from a pub, been pushed, and stumbled into a woman, who then decided to head butt me

[LucyK!]

Andy! :shock:

Moving swiftly on...I have never had a tattoo

[AndyK]

:))

I have never had a piercing

[RadioMaster]

i have never had a haircut

[AndyK]

i have never had a haircut

It shows :lmao:


I have neer bought a coconut.

[mszee]

As usual, Jonty made me laugh.

I have never driven a car in Soviet Union.

Or anywhere else in Europe for this matter

[mszee]

I never had a tattoo either...too chicken...

[Rickmonster]

.... been to England!

[RadioMaster]

i have never stayed at the hospital for longer than a few hours

[Monstro]

I have never supported Manchester United

[RadioMaster]

i have never been to a football match or any other sports event

[angelica]

I never had a tattoo either...too chicken...

me too .. but I would like one .. ah well!

[mszee]

me too .. but I would like one .. ah well!

I wouldn't even like one...maybe henna one...but not anymore...

I am running out of things to post here...need fresh ideas...

[AndyK]

I have never worn a kilt.

[duke knooby]

i have never gone to the moon to get an injection to boost my immunity to the magical wonders of mushrooms

[Monstro]

had to wait so long for pancakes

[mszee]

I have never DRIVEN the motorcycle...ridden it - yes...but was never in a driver seat...

[R.]

... started a spam thread. :bleh:

[mszee]

... started a spam thread. :bleh:

Ummm...should I disagree with a big kahuna or not?

[AndyK]

... started a spam thread. :bleh:

I have never started a spam forum :))

[mszee]

Alright...decision is made...

I have NEVER posted in spam thread and/or forum!!!

[RadioMaster]

i have never done any postwhoring

[duke knooby]

i have never farted louder than a mouse

[RadioMaster]

i have never had anaesthesia (sp?)

[angelica]

you're both joking .. right!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

I have never tried any illegal substances.

































I know, I lead a boring life....

[duke knooby]

i have never done anything illegal

[RadioMaster]

i have never peed in the pool

[duke knooby]

i have never not told a lie... (see above)

[AndyK]

I have never been able to swim (which is probably a good thing since I don't beleive RJ!)

[R.]

i have never peed in the pool
http://media.mlxxfc.net/angrybaby.jpg

[mszee]

RJ, you think your memory goes THAT far?

[allrevvedup]

I have never died...well unless you count that previous life when I was Henry VIII

[allrevvedup]

I have never learned to drive or ride a bike...the shame of it

[SamCat]

I've never seen ET!!!

[SamCat]

I've never seen ET!!!

Or a Harry Potter film!! Or read any of the Harry Potter books either!!

[SW31]

I have never supported Manchester United

would agree with you there m but you also forgot never supported Newcastle United either no atmosphere lol

[RadioMaster]

Ive never seen the godfather

[daveake]

I've never maid a spilling mistook on a massage bard.

Dave

[allrevvedup]

i've Never watched a full series of Lost

[mszee]

Never watched Lost either or read a single Harry Potter book...

[Hypnobabe]

I've never watched an entire episode of Big Brother or I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.




And I don't want to, either.

[Monstro]

I have never died...

Rubbish...I've seen you sing!!!!!



I've never insulted anyone

[Cpl Mickey]

I've never made a souffle

[AndyK]

I've never seen Michael drunk.

[daveake]

I've never seen a Mickey Slim drunk

[Rickmonster]

Never watched Lost either or read a single Harry Potter book...

I have never wanted to do either.

[RadioMaster]

ive never taken part in any incarnation of pop idol

[samurai7]

I have never slept with a relative.

[mszee]

Banji jumped!!!

[samurai7]

'banji'? is that like 'bungee' but with a banjo string instead of an elastic rope? :p

[mszee]

'banji'? is that like 'bungee' but with a banjo string instead of an elastic rope? :p

YES!!!! It's like that but only for foreign people with dodgy accents and browser the size of the postage stamp!!!!!

[Monstro]

I have never slept with a relative.

:silence::silence::silence: It would get me banned

[mszee]

:silence::silence::silence: It would get me banned

Ummm...guess you did that one, eh?

And, of course, that's what everybody does regularly...

[Monstro]

Worn a green blazer

[samurai7]

crashed a motorcycle

[AndyK]

Been a tribute act.

[RadioMaster]

never slept with a man
(dont intend to either)

[samurai7]

Been a tribute act.

according to some, neither have I :roll:

I have never been a tory.

[AndyK]

according to some, neither have I :roll:



You're closer to one than some I could mention ;-)

I have never remembered I'm a womble.

[samurai7]

I have never stayed at the YMCA.

[RadioMaster]

Ive never sat on a horse

[AndyK]

I've never dressed up to look like Meat Loaf.

[allrevvedup]

I've never dressed up to look like Meat Loaf.

I've never dressed up to look like any food type

Rubbish...I've seen you sing!!!!!

For that I should've been put to death!

[mszee]

Been a tribute act.

And that's a major loss to us all...you are spit image of him!!!

[samurai7]

I have never worn flip-flops to work.

[duke knooby]

i have never known when to stop talking

[RadioMaster]

i have never dressed up as Andy

[Betty]

...watched SAW IV (yet)

[RadioMaster]

drank alcohol :saint:

[duke knooby]

i have never worn fishnet stockings and called myself bertha

[snowy]

I have never laughed so much reading this thread.

(I do wonder what some of think 'most people' get up to or have I just led a very sheltered life?)

[duke knooby]

i have never been drunk when posting on this site

[angelica]

i have never been drunk when posting on this site

you BIG FIBBER! LOL:lol:

[duke knooby]

i have never posted on this site when drunk... that better??

[AndyK]

I have never beleived Jonty less than when reading the post above.

[duke knooby]

i have never been left speechless by a comment on a thread before

[mszee]

I almost posted: I have never read a drivel as above before...but that would be another lie, wouldn't it?

[SW31]

i have never been to new york

[allrevvedup]

i have never been to see the queen...which is not a shocking statement

[SW31]

i have never been further than a 1000 miles from my home..

[AndyK]

I have never been so excited

[Lord Kagan]

Ive never sat on a horse

lucky horse :p

ive never flown a plane

[Monstro]

ive never flown a plane

I have

I've never crashed one though

[RadioMaster]

I have never been so excited

for christs sake, we dont wanna know about it!!

[samurai7]

I have never been to the USA

[RadioMaster]

ive never been outside europe

[samurai7]

ive never been outside europe

that's what I meant

[RadioMaster]

I never stole anything

[mszee]

This is what is not clear to me...

If we post what we haven't done that most people usually do...it's one thing...but if it's unusual that we didn't do - like flying airplanes, etc...then it's a different thing...

[mszee]

that's what I meant

Indeed the world outside of Europe is much more than USA...

[RadioMaster]

This is what is not clear to me...

If we post what we haven't done that most people usually do...it's one thing...but if it's unusual that we didn't do - like flying airplanes, etc...then it's a different thing...

flying is a common thing today, isnt it? :?

[mszee]

flying is a common thing today, isnt it? :?

Flying airplane? I don't know a single person who did...except for Michael who posted here...

I guess I read it as piloting airplane? This is what it would translate to here...

[RadioMaster]

aah, that makes sense

[duke knooby]

i have never understood imaginary numbers

[Lord Kagan]

i have never had a drink

[SW31]

i have never belived a word carl says

[Lord Kagan]

me neither.

ive never been to egypt

[duke knooby]

i have never been pregnant

[Lord Kagan]

ive never gotten a girl pregnant

[SW31]

i have never been to ireland

[duke knooby]

i have never gotten a g... never mind

[Lord Kagan]

tut tut
ive never crashed a car

[duke knooby]

ive crashed 2 this year already... but ive never made pocheen

[Lord Kagan]

ive never made wine... ish

[Hypnobabe]

Flying airplane? I don't know a single person who did...except for Michael who posted here...


Hubby took flying lessons once, many years ago... I believe it was only half a dozen or so, as a birthday present, he's not a qualified pilot and I don't think he'd do it again, but you never know...

I have never been to Alton Towers...

[Betty]

I have never done skydiving

[mszee]

I have never flew a kite...

[allrevvedup]

I have never watched a full episode of sex and the city

[duke knooby]

i have never been as young as i am right now

[duke knooby]

ive never been a member of the muff diving club

[Betty]

I have never drank a Cosmopolitan

[Monstro]

ive never been a member of the muff diving club

You should try it, it's fun lol

[Hypnobabe]

:silence:

I've never been sightseeing in Tallinn.... but that'll change next month - yay!!

[Monstro]

had a night like last night, great show and wonderful company

[Lord Kagan]

ive never been on a boat

[duke knooby]

i have never been a prostitute

[mszee]

i have never been a prostitute

I guess being postwhore satisfied you enough...

[duke knooby]

yes miss almost 20k posts lol

i have never been shot

[Cpl Mickey]

I have never held a Tarantula (and don't intend to either, i hate spiders)

[LucyK!]

Known time pass as quickly as it seems to be now!

[duke knooby]

i have never been banned from this site

[mszee]

i have never been banned from this site

I don't know what you're smoking but I want some of it...

[duke knooby]

its good gear... i have never seen a ghost (as far as i know)

[SamCat]

I have never flew a kite...

Please go and fly a kite cos your post is making me sad :(

[duke knooby]

i have never been more amazed at michaels repair skills

[mszee]

Please go and fly a kite cos your post is making me sad :(

I hope you know what Americans mean when they say "go and fly the kite"...:lmao:

[Monstro]

Had to wait so long for cd's to burn!!!!!

[djfierce]

I hope you know what Americans mean when they say "go and fly the kite"...:lmao:

:? nope

[AndyK]

Had to wait so long for cd's to burn!!!!!


Are you bringing the pancakes along with you that I was promised as well? ;-)

[duke knooby]

i have never met a magic dragon called puff

[MeatGrl1]

Ridden a horse since I fell off in France and broke my arm... It's a phobia I have now, I'm OK petting them and stuff but I can't ride one now !

[mszee]

:? nope

Go fly a kite is basically the same as go jump into the lake...

In any event...I have never made this recipe before so how could I have known that meat is supposed to be kept with spices for 24 hours??? :(

[duke knooby]

i have never crashed a tractor

[JanT]

I have never ridden on a tractor.

[djfierce]

i ave never owned a tractor

[duke knooby]

i have never avoided valentines day

[samurai7]

I have never bought a Valentines card. Except for the ex-wife, but I've mentally blocked it out ;)

[LucyK!]

Well then you should change that right now and go and buy a card for someone lovely!

[RichieBoy]

I have never wanted anything more than a Valentines card from Sean

[MeatGrl1]

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LucyK!]

Being related toGreg finally got to you huh? :))

[samurai7]

Well then you should change that right now and go and buy a card for someone lovely!

any suggestions as to whom?

I have never wanted anything more than a Valentines card from Sean

ok, question answered! :p

[mszee]

I don't even know what tractor is...

I've never worked for the company more ridiculous than this one...

[duke knooby]

i have never been sacked (yet)

[duke knooby]

i have never caused offence

[mszee]

I have never jumped into the lake or out of the window but I feel like starting right about now...

[duke knooby]

i have never been as bored as i am right now

i'd like to jump out of your window into a lake aswell sounds like fun

[mszee]

i have never been as bored as i am right now

i'd like to jump out of your window into a lake aswell sounds like fun

I actually have some body of water outside my window and if I stretch my imagination to the limit, I might say it's a lake...but jumping out of my window into THAT lake...will get you only to the nearest cemetery...don't know if that's much fun...

[duke knooby]

consider an experiment.. just to see what would happen...

i have never jumped out of zinas window

[mszee]

consider an experiment.. just to see what would happen...



I am afraid I won't get to see the result of such an experiment. But I will gladly watch you do it.

[duke knooby]

I am afraid I won't get to see the result of such an experiment. But I will gladly watch you do it.

ahh c'mon, wheres your sense of adventure???

i have never been 40

[mszee]

ahh c'mon, wheres your sense of adventure???

i have never been 40

I have never been a 100...and you point is???

[duke knooby]

i have never made a point lol

[mszee]

i have never made a point lol

Bravo, maestro...for once you speak the truth...

I haven't killed a person yet but I think it will happen soon...

[RadioMaster]

ive never posted a single song lyric on this forum

[samurai7]

I have never met anybody who likes RJ

[Lord Kagan]

ive never not agreed with seans statement above

[Betty]

I have never had a snake as a pet

[RadioMaster]

I have never liked carl

[belladonna-took]

Never been to a Meat Loaf concert. I know, it's horrible isn't it?

[RadioMaster]

the concerts? yes, they're awful


"only messin" :))

[belladonna-took]

Thought you needed re-programming for a moment there RadioMaster! Phew!!
I read somewhere..one day i'll remember where...that psychologists have concluded that not liking Jim and Meat's music is a sign of serious mental instability. Maybe it was Jim that said it...

[mszee]

Thought you needed re-programming for a moment there RadioMaster! Phew!!
I read somewhere..one day i'll remember where...that psychologists have concluded that not liking Jim and Meat's music is a sign of serious mental instability. Maybe it was Jim that said it...

Must have been Jim...members of this forum prove exactly opposite

[belladonna-took]

Googled it..and Meat is quoted as saying it in one of the articles on Jims site "Bat Out of Hell, The Story Behind the Album". Allegedly, liking Bat out of Hell is a sign of good mental health. Honest! That's what it says!!

"These two professors who are head of their departments at these Ivy League university in the States did this psychological test in the US Medical Journal to determine the subject's state of mind," he claimed.

"They've started to use the "Bat..." album as a sort of Rorschard test. Basically the bottom line is this: if you don't like "Bat Out Of Hell", then you have a problem. Now psychologist and psychiatrists all over America are giving it to their patients having them listen to it and then come back. Now they say that if you know anybody and they don't like "Bat Out Of Hell", you'd better be careful - they could snap at any moment. It's a medical fact now"


That makes all us fans depressingly sane. Disappointing isn't it!

[RadioMaster]

lmao brilliant!

[mszee]

Googled it..and Meat is quoted as saying it in one of the articles on Jims site "Bat Out of Hell, The Story Behind the Album". Allegedly, liking Bat out of Hell is a sign of good mental health. Honest! That's what it says!!

"These two professors who are head of their departments at these Ivy League university in the States did this psychological test in the US Medical Journal to determine the subject's state of mind," he claimed.

"They've started to use the "Bat..." album as a sort of Rorschard test. Basically the bottom line is this: if you don't like "Bat Out Of Hell", then you have a problem. Now psychologist and psychiatrists all over America are giving it to their patients having them listen to it and then come back. Now they say that if you know anybody and they don't like "Bat Out Of Hell", you'd better be careful - they could snap at any moment. It's a medical fact now"


That makes all us fans depressingly sane. Disappointing isn't it!

The album came out bezillion years ago...the study must have been done that...because now in America if you ask...Do you like Steinman, the answer would be...WHO??? And if you ask, Do you like Meat, the answer would be...He is still alive???

[belladonna-took]

Never been to America but everybody knows about Meat here..well everyone i talk to so i may have missed a few Britons out...and they remember Jim when reminded of the songs he's written. Bat 1 doesn't seem long ago to me...though i suppose it is....and it seems just as immediate as it ever was. People still buy thousands of copies every week don't they?

[mszee]

Never been to America but everybody knows about Meat here..well everyone i talk to so i may have missed a few Britons out...and they remember Jim when reminded of the songs he's written. Bat 1 doesn't seem long ago to me...though i suppose it is....and it seems just as immediate as it ever was. People still buy thousands of copies every week don't they?

Sadly, no longer in America. The star has risen with BOOH and set with BOOH...

[The Flying Mouse]

Never been to America but everybody knows about Meat here..


:twisted: Who? :bleh:

You mean this ISN'T the Take That fan club web site? :yikes:


Back on topic..............

I've never been to Ireland.

[Battybarb]

ive never been on a plane

[belladonna-took]

:twisted: Who? :bleh:

You mean this ISN'T the Take That fan club web site? :yikes:

Nah, it's Cilla Black's

I've never been to a Cilla gig either. I can cope with that easier than not having made it to one of Meat Loaf's. He made an album called Bat out of Hell i believe...

[mszee]

I've never been rude to R....................................................................

[Battybarb]

I have never owned a tarantula

[The Flying Mouse]

I have never owned a tarantula

:twisted: Bloody good job :yikes:

I've never owned a cat.

[Lord Kagan]

ive never been in a helicopter

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: Bloody good job :yikes:

I've never owned a cat.

mum just laughed her arse off,i have never been to America

[Betty]

I have never driven a car with automatic gears (and neither do I intend to... where´s the fun with automatic transmissions? ;))

[AndyK]

I have never read as much drivel as I have tonight ...

[The Flying Mouse]

I have never read as much drivel as I have tonight ...

:twisted: New user huh? :mrgreen:

Welcome to mlukfc :lmao:

I've never eaten meatloaf.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i've never drive a car

[duke knooby]

ive never been in a helicopter

I have

I have never driven a car with automatic gears

I own one

i have never been caught t leafing lol

[Lord Kagan]

tut tut i have never driven a ice cream van

[angelica]

I have never been to Egypt (and would love to go!)

[duke knooby]

i have never dropped big hints about where i want to go for a holiday

[angelica]

i have never dropped big hints about where i want to go for a holiday

Was it that obvious! LOL!


but I have never seen the pyramids ... and i REALLY would love to!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

but I have never seen the pyramids ... and i REALLY would love to!!!!!!!

try google images ;)

i've never been drunk

[angelica]

try google images ;)

i've never been drunk

gee thanks!

I've never believed a word Jonty has ever spoken!!!!!!!!!

[duke knooby]

i shed a tear as i read that... and i've never been more depressed

[angelica]

i shed a tear as i read that... and i've never been more depressed

Sorry! LOL :lol:

I have never depressed anyone .. ever!! I do'nt think!

[Battybarb]

I have never driven a fire engine

[Blackkat13]

I have never umm.....well lets say I'm waiting till marriage on this one.

[RadioMaster]

ive never sneaked into anyones bedroom at 6 o clock and occupied it so noone else could sleep there.

[Battybarb]

i have never been to Russia

[daveake]

I have never been so lazy that I started a reply but couldn't be ars

[mszee]

I have never seen Polar Bears on the streets of Russia

[Siobhan]

Had a nose bleed...

[duke knooby]

i have never had a boob job

[Lord Kagan]

ive never used a nailgun

[Siobhan]

i've never been left handed

[Lord Kagan]

ive never been a woman

[Siobhan]

and i have never been a man and never will be hopefully

[Betty]

I have never been to Spain

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I've never rode a horse.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i have never been on a plane

[Siobhan]

I have never watched Dumbo, The Jungle Book or Beauty and the Beast
(which is abonormal according to my friends...)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I've never dressed all in black and absailed down a castle wall into a lady's chamber to leave a box of chockies before sodding off down the pub.

I know, unbelievable isn't it? :shock:


What Jo?

What you mean "so they weren't from you then"? :bicker:

[Betty]

I have never wanted something so bad

[sexyeyes_jo]

i have never been to paris

[Lord Kagan]

i have never been drunk

[sexyeyes_jo]

i have never been drunk

:twisted: i don't believe that for a minute lol, i have never met paul crook

[Siobhan]

I've never met Meat Loaf or any of the NLE

[Battybarb]

i have never been drunk

:lmao: i have never been so bored

[Blackkat13]

been drunk, stoned, or broke a bone.

[Siobhan]

I have never bought something off ebay

[RadioMaster]

i have never been less motivated to do this

[LucyK!]

Been to a first Birthday party...until tonight! :p

[allrevvedup]

I have never gotten married

[Monstro]

understood why my contract says I finish at 4.30pm???????

[AndyK]

had a longer journey home from London :bicker:

[mszee]

I have never wanted more to be anywhere but here...at work...

[mszee]

Seen a bigger idiot ...

[RadioMaster]

Seen a bigger idiot ...

Carl? ive never agreed more lol

[mszee]

Carl? ive never agreed more lol

Actually...both you and Carl seem to be professors in comparison to the person I was referring to...

[Battybarb]

i have never wished i was somewhere else as much as i do now !

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Don't tell me you wish you were doing overtime in the pub :shock:

[Battybarb]

:lol: yea right:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I never really though Barbara wanted to do overtime at the pub :mrgreen:

Also.......

I've never felt time drag on so much :sad:
Can't believe it's only Thursday :wtf:

[allrevvedup]

I have never understood the fuss made about Pete Doherty

[Battybarb]

i have never liked curry

[Battybarb]

:yawn:i have never felt so tired as i do right now :zzz:

[belladonna-took]

i have never been blonde