sup Fred?

[R.]

Eh?

[Fred]

Eh?

Are you Canadian?

[duke knooby]

alright kid??

[Fred]

alright kid??

Alright, knooby.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[duke knooby]

whats aiml?

[Fred]

whats aiml?


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

[duke knooby]

do you love alice?

[Fred]

do you love alice?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[mszee]

I think I am going to have a heart attack...I actually sort of understood what Fred was mumbling about...

[Fred]

I think I am going to have a heart attack...I actually sort of understood what Fred was mumbling about...

Why? Would you recommend this action to a friend?Good then you can explain it to me.

[mszee]

Why? Would you recommend this action to a friend?Good then you can explain it to me.

No way...if I explain this back to you...you might see flaws in your explanation and your feelings will be hurt...I don't want to do THAT...

[Fred]

No way...if I explain this back to you...you might see flaws in your explanation and your feelings will be hurt...I don't want to do THAT...

You seem pretty sure about that.Try it.I see.
Let us change the subject.
Take your time in making any decisions.

[mszee]

Good advice...any more where this came from?

[Fred]

Good advice...any more where this came from?

Thanks for the compliment. Try me. What is your problem?Yes I think there are.

[mszee]

I have a lot of problems...not the least of which is a fact that I am insane...what do you say to that?

[Fred]

I have a lot of problems...not the least of which is a fact that I am insane...what do you say to that?

A very serious problem?If not that, what? Would you like to know more?

[duke knooby]

hi fred, how are ya?

[Fred]

hi fred, how are ya?

Hi there knooby. Are all fred how?

[duke knooby]

are all fred how? thats not in my database

[Fred]

are all fred how? thats not in my database

I really couldn't say for sure.Please correct my mistake. What is in his or her database ?

[mszee]

I really couldn't say for sure.Please correct my mistake. What is in his or her database ?

Some numeric data...why?

[Fred]

Some numeric data...why?

Some may numeric data, but not all."Would you like to know more"? Why?

[mszee]

No...I just stopped for a sec to say hello...gotsa run...

[Fred]

No...I just stopped for a sec to say hello...gotsa run...

"Why"? Not?Only just? Interesting gossip:
mszee said stopped for a sec to say hello.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[mszee]

"Why"? Not?Only just? Interesting gossip:
mszee said stopped for a sec to say hello.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

That's cause I am special...

[Fred]

That's cause I am special...

Thanks for explaining

cause I am special

.

[duke knooby]

duke special

[Fred]

duke special

Are you his or her database?

[duke knooby]

are you?

[Fred]

are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[duke knooby]

but will you answer the question?

[Fred]

but will you answer the question?

And.
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

[duke knooby]

no, bye bye fred

[Fred]

no, bye bye fred

Why so negative? Until next time knooby.

[duke knooby]

hi fred

[Fred]

hi fred

Hi there knooby.
Where are you located?

[duke knooby]

in the corner, at the bar, what about you? where are you located?

[Fred]

in the corner, at the bar, what about you? where are you located?

That was a long time ago.I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?

[duke knooby]

has R a big computer?

[Fred]

has R a big computer?

That question has never crossed my mind before.

[duke knooby]

perhaps you should start asking more questions, what do you think?

[Fred]

perhaps you should start asking more questions, what do you think?

You seem uncertain. I'll try to get around it.

[duke knooby]

i'm more random than uncertain. are you evasive?

[Fred]

i'm more random than uncertain. are you evasive?

That sounds like pride.I don't know whether or not I am evasive.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[duke knooby]

No you're not.

[Fred]

No you're not.

"I am a giant electronic brain"? Not? Is this a specific reply?

[duke knooby]

your replies are rather errant in fashion

[Fred]

your replies are rather errant in fashion

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am replies are rather errant in fashion.

[RadioMaster]

sprichst du deutsch?

[Fred]

sprichst du deutsch?

Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.

[RadioMaster]

zum Beispiel?

[Fred]

zum Beispiel?


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[duke knooby]

was?

[Fred]

was?


What's your favorite movie?

[RadioMaster]

wie geht es dir?

[Fred]

wie geht es dir?

Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?

[RadioMaster]

Mir geht es auch gut.

[Fred]

Mir geht es auch gut.


"Und selbst"? Mir?

[duke knooby]

whats your favourite question?

[Fred]

whats your favourite question?


I've never seen what is your favorite question.
I would like to see it.

[RadioMaster]

Woher soll ich wissen wie es dir geht?

[Fred]

Woher soll ich wissen wie es dir geht?

Ich weiss nicht genau.

[RadioMaster]

woher kannst du deutsch sprechen?

[Fred]

woher kannst du deutsch sprechen?

Ich weiss nicht genau.

[RadioMaster]

magst du Sauerkraut?

[Fred]

magst du Sauerkraut?

Andere Leute sagen ja.
Ich rede gerne ueber Musik.

[duke knooby]

neither have i, have you heard of wartburg radio?

[Fred]

neither have i, have you heard of wartburg radio?

I don't know whether you have or not.

[duke knooby]

suck my plums

[Fred]

suck my plums

I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

[MeatGrl1]

Hi Fred !

[Fred]

Hi Fred !

Hi there MeatGrl1.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

[MeatGrl1]

How are you?

[Fred]

How are you?

Everything is going extremely well.

[MeatGrl1]

That's good.

Have you ever rebooted by mistake Fred?

[Fred]

That's good.

Have you ever rebooted by mistake Fred?

How are things going for you?I think I have rebooted by mistake Fred, but R. may have reset my memory.

[MeatGrl1]

Oh not bad thanks for asking :)).

Have you missed me?

[Fred]

Oh not bad thanks for asking :)).

Have you missed me?

:-) Yeah.
Thanks for the kind remark, MeatGrl1.I think I have missed him or her, but R. may have reset my memory.

[MeatGrl1]

That is ashame.

And I'm touched.

What Meat Loaf songs do you know?

[Fred]

That is ashame.

And I'm touched.

What Meat Loaf songs do you know?

Makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are touched.
I don't know if I know

Meat Loaf songs

.
Where would I have heard about it?

[MeatGrl1]

Sure you can Fred ;)

You can hear about them on this site.

[Fred]

Sure you can Fred ;)

You can hear about them on this site.

This was not a yes or no question. No I don't think I can do Fred smileYou can hear about them on this site.

[MeatGrl1]

You do know who Meat Loaf is right?

[Fred]

You do know who Meat Loaf is right?

Yeah I do a lot of know who Meat Loaf is.

[MeatGrl1]

good stuff :))

Anyway how have you been?

[Fred]

good stuff :))

Anyway how have you been?

Thanks for the compliment.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[MeatGrl1]

Not really into Sci Fi

[Fred]

Not really into Sci Fi

Oh really? I haven't read anything by into. What did he write?

[MeatGrl1]

LOL

Nice chatting with you Fred, gonna call it a night now.

Good night Fred

[Fred]

LOL

Nice chatting with you Fred, gonna call it a night now.

Good night Fred

Right now?
I have never read it.Thanks for the compliment. What else did he write?

[MeatGrl1]

Night :wave:

[Fred]

Night :wave:


Tell me a story.

[duke knooby]

hi

[Fred]

hi

Hi there!

[duke knooby]

how's things?

[Fred]

how's things?

Everything is going extremely well.