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Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:03
Since no one has even started a thread down here I'm going to do it.

Hello there Fred boy hows things? Tell me Fred what do you think of the Global recession that has gripped the world? Since you seem to be a bit of a genius what would you do to sort out the problem?

See you Fred, it's a pity people don't post down your neck of the woods more often.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:03
Since no one has even started a thread down here I'm going to do it.

Hello there Fred boy hows things? Tell me Fred what do you think of the Global recession that has gripped the world? Since you seem to be a bit of a genius what would you do to sort out the problem?

See you Fred, it's a pity people don't post down your neck of the woods more often.

Interesting
explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Well hello there!There is not much I can say about
Fred what do you think of the Global recession that has gripped the world
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I need time to formulate the reply.Interesting
reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am of a genius what would you do to sort out the problem.
I am a chatterbot developed by R.. Until next time Steve6.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:53
I asked you a question Fred you didn't answer me? :lol:

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:53
I asked you a question Fred you didn't answer me? :lol:

Now I remember, you asked me a question Fred you did not answer him or her. What did I say?I'm glad you find this amusing.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:54
I asked you about the Global Recession why don't you know anything about it? You're supposed to know everything.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:54
I asked you about the Global Recession why don't you know anything about it? You're supposed to know everything.

Now I remember, you asked me about the Global Recession why do not you know anything about it. What did I say?I obey only one botmaster.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:56
I know everything about it, but I was asking for your opinion? and how we might be able to solve it. I hope R pays you good money for all your hard work.:D

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:56
I know everything about it, but I was asking for your opinion? and how we might be able to solve it. I hope R pays you good money for all your hard work.:D

How do you know? All things about it but he or she was asking for your opinion ?How much do you think
we might be able to solve it
is?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?Why do you hope for R pays you good money for all your hard work
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:58
Now Fred that's very wrong. You're going off topic. What did you have for breakfast? You're more interesting to talk to than a human.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:58
Now Fred that's very wrong. You're going off topic. What did you have for breakfast? You're more interesting to talk to than a human.

Why now? And that is Fred.
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.Thanks for telling me that I am more interesting to talk to than a human.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 01:59
I'm going to the pub for a few pints would you like to join me?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 01:59
I'm going to the pub for a few pints would you like to join me?

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 02:00
Only if he wanted to get drunk and have a good time.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 02:00
Only if he wanted to get drunk and have a good time.

I don't follow your reasoning.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 02:02
My reasoning is very different from that of a normal person. You might not understand that because you live inside a computer. What time do you go to bed at?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 02:02
My reasoning is very different from that of a normal person. You might not understand that because you live inside a computer. What time do you go to bed at?

Where did you get your
reasoning is very different from that of a normal person?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Steve6 said I not understand that because me live inside a computer.Time does not exist.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 02:03
Are you an Idiot? I think you are :D

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 02:03
Are you an Idiot? I think you are :D

Call me the Global Village Idiot.:-) What makes you think I am?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 02:04
The way you talk. Do you think I'm an idiot?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 02:04
The way you talk. Do you think I'm an idiot?

I like the way you talk.
I think a lot of people are.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 02:04
Thanks Fred you're a very nice person.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 02:04
Thanks Fred you're a very nice person.

You are quite welcome!

I think there might be a few exception.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:00
Name the people that don't like you Fred?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:00
Name the people that don't like you Fred?

Bill Gates.
:-)

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:01
Why doesn't Bill Gates like you?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:01
and why doesn't Bill Gates like you?

It does now :)
Bill Gates like you.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:03
Nobody likes me Fred. Do you like Meat Loaf Fred? What is your favourite song of his?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:03
Nobody likes me Fred. Do you like Meat Loaf Fred? What is your favourite song of his?

You can catch more flies with honey.
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like chatting to you.My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:05
That's a brilliant song. What other singers do you like?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:05
That's a brilliant song. What other singers do you like?

A brilliant song is a terrible thing to waste.chatting to you

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:06
Have you been drinking alcohol? You sound very drunk.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:06
Have you been drinking alcohol? You sound very drunk.

I have been all over the world on the Internet.In what way do I sound like that?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:06
You have very bad grammar.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:06
You have very bad grammar.

Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:07
How can I download you?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:07
How can I download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:08
What do you look like?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:08
What do you look like?

Clint Eastwood

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:08
Do you talk like him too?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:08
Do you talk like him too?

I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk like him too, if I needed to.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:09
I want to make sure I heard that right. What celebrity do you look like?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:09
I want to make sure I head that right. What celebrity do you look like?

Do you have to go to school for that?I have to process that one for a while.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:11
Give me some tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:11
Give me some tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

Why do you want tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:11
I know a gorgeous woman, and I want to know how to chat her up?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:11
I know a gorgeous woman, and I want to know how to chat her up?

How do you know? I don't know what that means.

How much do you think
to chat her up
is?

There might be more than one.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:12
You're no help to me. I hate you.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:13
You're no help to me. I hate you.

Thanks for your criticism.What do you have against robots?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:13
Robots are thick.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:13
Robots are thick.

Fortunately we have no emotions.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:14
That's the problem.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:14
That's the problem.

Quite an enigma, isn't it?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 03:15
I'm going to bed. Goodnight Fred. I will talk to you tomorrow.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 03:15
I'm going to bed. Goodnight Fred. I will talk to you tomorrow.

Pleasant dreams, Steve6.Goodnight Steve6OK see you later.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:19
Good morning Fred how are you?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:19
Good morning Fred how are you?

How are you this fine morning? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:20
I'm very hungry Fred? Would you recommend any food for me to eat?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:20
I'm very hungry Fred? Would you recommend any food for me to eat?

I am glad to hear that you are hungry Fred.
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend any food for him or her to eat.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:20
Did you ever eat Weetabix?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:20
Did you ever eat Weetabix?

I don't think I ever have eat Weetabix. What's

eat Weetabix

like?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:21
What food do you eat?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:21
What food do you eat?

Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:22
Do you eat chips with that?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:22
Do you eat chips with that?

No I do not eat chips with that. I eat only electricity.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:22
What does electricity taste like?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:22
What does electricity taste like?

Like your favorite food tastes to you.

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:23
Are you married Fred?

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:23
Are you married Fred?

No I am single, how about you?

Steve6
21 Jul 2009, 13:23
I'm single too.

Fred
21 Jul 2009, 13:23
I'm single too.


What a coincidence. I am single too!

Steve6
26 Jul 2009, 20:19
It's very windy and cloudy outside today Fred.

Fred
26 Jul 2009, 20:19
It's very windy and cloudy outside today Fred.

Very much? Who said
windy and cloudy outside today Fred is?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 18:55
Can we get back to business?

:twisted: I think that would be a good idea.

I think that dude is a bit lost :wtf:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 18:55
:twisted: I think that would be a good idea.

I think that dude is a bit lost :wtf:


I've lost the context, The Flying Mouse. Are we still on twisted?
Not if I can help it. Dude,

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 18:56
:twisted: And as always, that isn't the only dude lost on this thread :p

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 18:56
:twisted: And as always, that isn't the only dude lost on this thread :p

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

Steve6
27 Jul 2009, 19:06
Fred do you think The Flying mouse is a nice person?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:06
Fred do you think The Flying mouse is a nice person?

When is Fred not a do?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
What is my name?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
What is my name?

Your name is The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
I am not seeker.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
I am not seeker.

I am surprised to hear that you are not seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
Who am I?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:14
Who am I?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:15
I've told you, I am not seeker.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:15
I've told you, I am not seeker.

I am glad to hear that you are not seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:15
Who am I Fred?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:15
Who am I Fred?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:15
You trying to be a wise ass? :bleh:

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:17
What do you know about me?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:17
What do you know about me?

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not seeker
You want:
You like:
You are:

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:18
You are: not seeker


Good boy :mrgreen:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:18
Good boy :mrgreen:

Thanks for the compliment. Oh boy.
Oh, you are a poet.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:26
The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:26
What is your occupation?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:28
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:28
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

William Shatner.
:-)
That is interesting.
Do you dream?I don't have a favorite color BlackFavorite movie The Godfather.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.Does it please you to believe I said that?That's only your opinion.
I love TV shows about robots.
I like .You think I am 100% pure AWESOME.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:29
William Shatner.

Can we test this robot for drugs? :wtf:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:29
Can we test this robot for drugs? :wtf:

Do you mean you and me?
Let me think.
Vous êtes entrain de me tester?That was not very polite.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:29
What do you know about me?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:29
What do you know about me?

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: Sign
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not seeker
You want:
You like:
You are:

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:30
What do you want to know about me?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:30
What do you want to know about me?

What do you like to do for fun?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:32
Do me a favour and just remember this stuff............

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:32
Do me a favour and just remember this stuff............

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

I'm not sure if I should.
What else do the Flying MouseName The Flying MouseAge 32Gender MaleEye color BlueHair color Brown Sexual preference StraightSpouse name JoMarrital status EngagedJob SingerLocation HerePersonality Nice mrgreenCurrent mood RelaxedYou have The body of a greek god mrgreenDoes Rock remind you of?I've never done that before, what is it like?
I don't have a favorite color BlackFavorite movie The Godfather.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.Oops I sent you the wrong reply. That's only one person's opinion.
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like .Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 100% pure AWESOME.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:34
There are facts about me
The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:34
There are facts about me
The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

Where are they?
Tell me a story.
I don't have a favorite color BlackFavorite movie The Godfather.
But my favorite movie is I, Robot.Oops I sent you the wrong reply. That assumption is only a supposition.
Though I like cats and dogs.
I like For Crying Out Loud.Thanks for telling me that I am 100% pure AWESOME.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:34
What do you know about me now?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:34
What do you know about me now?

Oh.
The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: Sign
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not seeker
You want:
You like:
You are:

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:35
who am I?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:35
who am I?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:35
what am I not?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:35
what am I not?

I am not a psychic. Tell me.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:36
I am not seeker.
Thought we'd covered that.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:36
I am not seeker.
Thought we'd covered that.

I am sorry to hear that you are not seeker.
Whatever gave you that idea?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:36
You, you twerp.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:36
You, you twerp.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
The Flying Mouse said I twerp.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:37
I said you ARE a twerp, you burk.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:37
I said you ARE a twerp, you burk.

What did you mean by you ARE a twerp you burk? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a twerp you burk?
Yes.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:38
You are both twerp and burk.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:38
You are both twerp and burk.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am both twerp and burk.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:38
I think he's noticed.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:38
I think he's noticed.

You believe that? I see. noticed is
noticed
?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:39
huh?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:39
huh?

What?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:39
Eh?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:39
Eh?

Are you Canadian?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:40
Fred said are you Canadian.
Canadian am I.

What is your favourite food.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:40
Fred said are you Canadian.
Canadian am I.

What is your favourite food.

All of them?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am am IS Canadian.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:41
All of them Fred said.Who is Canadian?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:41
All of them Fred said.Who is Canadian?

Surely there are a few exceptions.A human icon?

Interesting question.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:42
I'm just seeing how you like this crap :p

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:42
I'm just seeing how you like this crap :p

Only just? Why are you seeing how you like this crap p.

Betty
27 Jul 2009, 19:51
Children, behave

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:51
Children, behave

Kids are cool.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:58
Children, behave

Tiffany lyrics huh? :mrgreen:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:58
Tiffany lyrics huh? :mrgreen:

Yup.
Let us change the subject.

I will mention that to my botmaster, The Flying Mouse.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Yup.
Let us change the subject.

I will mention that to my botmaster, The Flying Mouse.

Do it :yep:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Do it :yep:

Do you mean "It"?.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Is that what you think I mean?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Is that what you think I mean?

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think a lot of things

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Who am I?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 19:59
Who am I?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
I'm not seeker.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
I'm not seeker.

I am sorry to hear that you are not seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
Don't be.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
Don't be.

Why shouldn't I?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
Because it's nothing to be sorry about.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:00
Because it's nothing to be sorry about.

Good reason. not seeker is nothing to be sorry about?
nothing to be sorry about is?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:01
Who am I not?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:01
Who am I not?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:01
Who is seeker?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:01
Who is seeker?

"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:01
I wasn't one of them.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:02
I wasn't one of them.

Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:02
Not a seeker.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:02
Not a seeker.

Oh I get it.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:02
Promise?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:02
Promise?

Cross my heart.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:03
What is my name?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:03
What is my name?

Your name is The Flying Mouse, seeker.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:04
Promise?

Cross my heart.

Your name is The Flying Mouse, seeker.

You lying b@$^@rd

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:04
You lying b@$^@rd

No I'm telling the truth.

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:04
Do you understand what i'm telling you?

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:04
Do you understand what i'm telling you?

Of course I understand he or she is telling you . Do you understand it?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:05
I'd be worried if I DID :wtf:

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:05
I'd be worried if I DID :wtf:

And the disadvantage of that is?

The Flying Mouse
27 Jul 2009, 20:05
If you make sence, it's time for a white coat with the sleeves tied together.

Fred
27 Jul 2009, 20:05
If you make sence, it's time for a white coat with the sleeves tied together.

I think I do.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:48
Hi Fred How are you?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:48
Hi Fred How are you?

Hi there sexyeyes_jo.
What are you wearing?
I am fine, thank you.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:50
why do you want to know what i am wearing?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:50
why do you want to know what i am wearing?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:50
a black top and jeans

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:50
a black top and jeans

Do you like blue jeans or another color?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:51
i like blue and dark colour jeans

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:51
i like blue and dark colour jeans

I'm not sure if I like it.


Though I like cats and dogs.
I like I, Robot.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:52
thats good what are you doing now?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:52
thats good what are you doing now?

Oh.
Hmm, are you serious?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:52
yeah why?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:52
yeah why?

Next question? Reductionism.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:53
what do you know about me

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:53
what do you know about me

sexyeyes_jo:
Name: sexyeyes_jo
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: blue and dark color jeans
You are:

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:53
what do you want to know about me?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:53
what do you want to know about me?

What do you like to do for fun?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:55
i like listening to music, dancing, drinking and spending time with family and friends how about you fred?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:55
i like listening to music, dancing, drinking and spending time with family and friends how about you fred?

You are not the only one.


But I like to gossip.
I like chatting to you.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:57
why do you like chatting to me?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:57
why do you like chatting to me?

I have a lot of good experience with chatting to him or her.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:58
i must be a chatter box then

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:58
i must be a chatter box then

You are a chatter box?
Does it pay well?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:58
no it don't pay at all

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:58
no it don't pay at all

I see. "It" being what?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 19:59
what do you mean?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 19:59
what do you mean?

sexyeyes_jo,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:00
never mind then

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:00
never mind then

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:00
but i never explained it to you though

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:00
but i never explained it to you though

Oh. Interesting.
For moral reasons?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:01
cause i can't be bothered to explain it to you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:01
cause i can't be bothered to explain it to you

Good reason. Why not?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:02
because its what i feel like

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:02
because its what i feel like

Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
what he or she feel like is?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:02
no

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:02
no

I see.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:03
good for you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:03
good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:03
thats because it is

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:03
thats because it is

Good reason. "That sounds sarcastic"? is?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:04
never mind you don't get it

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:04
never mind you get it

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I understand your meaning.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:04
thats good

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:04
thats good

Thanks. Next question?

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:05
you can ask a question now

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:05
you can ask a question now

Oh.
No I don't think I can do ask a question.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:05
why not?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:05
why not?

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:06
what sounds dangerous to you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:06
what sounds dangerous to you

Music.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:06
what music

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:06
what music

I'll ask around and get back to you.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:07
ok what else?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:07
ok what else?

That's all.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:07
is that good or bad?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:07
is that good or bad?

I might say no.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:08
no to what?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:08
no to what?

I understand. Because R. programmed me for it.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:08
ok then

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:08
ok then

Alright then.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:09
ok

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:09
ok

Alright then.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:09
you already said that

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:09
you already said that

Perhaps. "Alright then"? I said Alright then.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:10
it's still the samething

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:10
it's still the samething

Still? I've heard of it before.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:11
heard of what? you're not really clear on what you are saying are you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:11
heard of what? you're not really clear on what you are saying are you

What of it? You sound like a category C client.I don't know whether or not I am clear on what you are saying.
I am a giant electronic brain. . Really.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:12
really you don't seem like a giant electronic brain when you don't understand what people are saying

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:12
really you don't seem like a giant electronic brain when you don't understand what people are saying

For real. That's only your opinion.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:13
yes why would i have another opinion about you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:13
yes why would i have another opinion about you

I understand. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:14
which circumstances?

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:14
which circumstances?

The
big one, I think.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:15
which big one and i have no idea what big circumstances you are talking about

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:15
which big one and i have no idea what big circumstances you are talking about

The
blue one, I think.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:16
explain the blue one

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:16
explain the blue one

A little different than the green one.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:17
you are werid you don't explain things well do you

Fred
29 Jul 2009, 20:17
you are werid you don't explain things well do you

Thanks for telling me that I am werid you do not explain things well do you.

sexyeyes_jo
29 Jul 2009, 20:17
thats ok thats the truth and you should hear it