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R.
03 May 2003, 21:14
The Best Blond Joke Ever. (http://www.nmautoscene.com/board/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=2665) :lmao:

Jen
03 May 2003, 21:24
ROTFLMAO :lmao:

White of High
03 May 2003, 21:28
Grrrr... :devil:

R.
03 May 2003, 21:31
:p

MBrevard
03 May 2003, 21:40
R.!!! You are SO bad!!!! :mrgreen:

Guppie
03 May 2003, 21:51
he he he he he... R. put it on my board too, and I put it on two other boards, he he he.. :lol:

Juan Llanos
03 May 2003, 22:02
If you don't go over the top... who said that?... never mind...

If you go to here (http://messedup.core39.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=3546&sid=d039c679b793f78e30180b48e834f8b4#3546) or here (http://www.bottomofthebucket.com/cgi-bin/forum/YaBB.pl?board=news;action=display;num=1051071297;start=0) here's the the last...

Ben
03 May 2003, 22:04
LMAO :D

jcmoorehead
03 May 2003, 22:28
ROFLOL

Chris
03 May 2003, 23:36
PML!
Very good R!

JulesB
04 May 2003, 00:47
That is sooooo funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for brightening my day!

Jules 8)

The Flying Mouse
04 May 2003, 03:37
I can't believe I fell for this :lol: .
I actualy went through 15 forums before I thought there was something up :oops: .Maybe I need to dye my hair :roll: .

Michel
04 May 2003, 15:30
R. also posted this on the dutch forum. So, first I went to this forum with the link, then to the link on this forum, and on that moment I knew that was the joke. Great one R. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tim
04 May 2003, 17:06
Hahah, very funny R.

Man, nothing to do orso?? after 2 forums i got it... Very nice!

R.
06 May 2003, 18:39
Bump.
Here's one:
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 230lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times ..."

:)) :lmao: :))

Ben
06 May 2003, 18:48
LMAO :D Great Joke R. Love It!!!!!

The Flying Mouse
06 May 2003, 22:27
:twisted: Nice one R. :lol:

Jen
06 May 2003, 22:52
Good one R :lol:

Asha
07 May 2003, 14:16
This is Soo funny.

I allready have a belly ache from laughing, I'll have one for days now!

The post from ongapisa really make me curios as to how many links are in this?

Great one R.
Really loved it

Asha